Recent reviews by ChunkySeal

I gunned down my infected friend

Sex

Claudia is so sexy

"Just survive for 15 more seconds"

The situation I'm in:

i own a m1000 battle rifle for home defense because thats what karl intended. 4 glyphids break into my house. by the beard! i yell as i blow a golf ball sized hole in the first bug, its dead on the spot. i draw my heavy duty revolver on the second bug but i miss entirely and nail the neighbor's steeve because i didnt buy the increased accuracy mod. i have to resort to the breach cutter mounted upstairs. "ROCK AND STONE!". 2 bugs are shredded in the blast, the remaining lasers set off car alarms, as well as almost teamkilling the scout. i equip my trusty pickaxe and charge at the last terrified glyphid while it awaits for the warden to arrive, as triangular pickaxe wounds are impossible to stitch up. just as karl intended.

Company of Sex 3 finally released

Haha anti aircraft gun go brrrrrrrrrrrr

This game makes me forget about my crippling depression. Would recommend.