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iwantthereallongestnameWez 20 Feb @ 8:08pm 
14k ELO and genuinely plays like it’s his first week on CS.
Zero map knowledge, zero understanding of CT or T sides, rotations make no sense, positioning is criminal.

Aim is abysmal loses free duels, can’t spray, can’t flick, crosshair placement looks accidental.
No trades, no util, no awareness, just running around ruining rounds.

Actively griefs the team every game. Rating is pure luck and carried queues.
Easily the worst teammate I’ve ever had at this ELO. Absolute liability.
iwantthereallongestnameWez 13 Feb @ 8:30pm 
would take a Leap of Faith with 5 Hearts Under One Roof. Love Is All Around with the Revenge On Gold Diggers. Heroines Through My Lens on the quest of Knowledge or Knowlady. Don't Fool Me Beauties on my Road To Empress. 我打不过漂亮的她们 and CHarming Hearts. Dont trust a fart.
vrmo 10 Feb @ 7:16am 
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vrmo 10 Feb @ 7:16am 
Who is this?? Whats her name
vrmo 10 Feb @ 7:14am 
erome url the same as steam url is cooked
prox999 7 Feb @ 2:10am 
14k ELO and genuinely plays like it’s his first week on CS.
Zero map knowledge, zero understanding of CT or T sides, rotations make no sense, positioning is criminal.

Aim is abysmal loses free duels, can’t spray, can’t flick, crosshair placement looks accidental.
No trades, no util, no awareness, just running around ruining rounds.

Actively griefs the team every game. Rating is pure luck and carried queues.
Easily the worst teammate I’ve ever had at this ELO. Absolute liability.
LDrip 29 Jan @ 9:46am 
+rep impregnated my asian wife now she lactacting
Rusty 29 Jan @ 4:11am 
smells, but only a little bit
iwantthereallongestnameWez 11 Jan @ 9:31pm 
-rep scammed my karambit
iwantthereallongestnameWez 1 Dec, 2025 @ 12:11am 
+rep vertically challenged fart machine
SinkchronZ 18 Nov, 2025 @ 7:49am 
proper braindead indiviual
iwantthereallongestnameWez 9 Nov, 2025 @ 7:12am 
-rep buys a 5090 to play minecraft
Cheesed To Meet You 4 Nov, 2025 @ 5:21pm 
moves like he has gravy in his veins
iwantthereallongestnameWez 3 Nov, 2025 @ 2:05pm 
-rep carries extra pads but wingless
Rusty 29 Oct, 2025 @ 3:48am 
+ rep carries tampons always
iwantthereallongestnameWez 28 Oct, 2025 @ 1:23am 
hitler good, vandals bad
Rusty 28 Jan, 2025 @ 3:32am 
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Rusty 12 Nov, 2024 @ 1:20am 
Should I shave my balls?
the whole reason we have hair on our balls is so that when we are sleeping and spiders crawl on them, the ball hairs proximity to sensitive nerve endings wakes us up and we can kill the spiders before they bite us. ball hairs are an alert system. you dont think spiders from across the world are gonna come thru that portal when they open it? spiders your balls have never seen? lemme tell you there will be. keep your balls safe and dont shave them. be ready on day one.
iwantthereallongestnameWez 11 Nov, 2024 @ 4:44pm 
--rep man farted and blamed the chair
76561199621655233 23 Oct, 2024 @ 10:05am 
+rep very nice and non-toxic player✊
Rusty 19 Oct, 2024 @ 4:23pm 
+ rep not an alien????
iwantthereallongestnameWez 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:21pm 
+rep man caught swine flu, -rep man also caught bird flu
iwantthereallongestnameWez 11 Sep, 2024 @ 5:15am 
Dear Sir,

Yes I still have your ps1, please send $500 apple store gift card so I can send it back.

Many Thanks from your computer tech Sukdeep Manmeet
Rusty 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:09am 
+ rep hands out fresh croissants dipped in water
iwantthereallongestnameWez 28 Aug, 2024 @ 4:42pm 
shortkings ftw
Rusty 16 Jul, 2024 @ 3:33am 
toe jam ham sam
iwantthereallongestnameWez 4 Jul, 2024 @ 10:44am 
come back to cs or im gonna tell your secret on how you caught gonorrhea from that time you visited thailand !!!!
iwantthereallongestnameWez 4 Jul, 2024 @ 10:36am 
ham sup lo
iwantthereallongestnameWez 13 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53pm 
本人是个gay,可是我害怕世俗的眼光,希望有爱心的萌妹能假装做我女朋友,假装一起吃饭,假装一起睡觉,让我摆脱被人歧视的目光!
iwantthereallongestnameWez 6 Jun, 2024 @ 6:42am 
- rep fries an egg with water
Rusty 3 Jun, 2024 @ 6:16pm 
+ rep microwaves his forks and knives
iwantthereallongestnameWez 12 May, 2024 @ 12:10pm 
-rep adds ketchup to his ramen
iwantthereallongestnameWez 6 May, 2024 @ 2:52am 
please do not interfere with my studies. you cannot distract me, the nurse takes care of me
iwantthereallongestnameWez 18 Apr, 2024 @ 5:45pm 
大張偉 Wowkie Zhang - Sunshine, Rainbow, White pony
iwantthereallongestnameWez 25 Mar, 2024 @ 5:58am 
green and grey
iwantthereallongestnameWez 27 Jan, 2024 @ 6:45am 
用最好的菊花杀最贱的人
Rusty 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:25pm 
happy easter toejam!!!!!
iwantthereallongestnameWez 22 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47am 
mans got a prostate exam with both doctors hands on his shoulder
iwantthereallongestnameWez 1 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43am 
-rep gets angry over salt on fish but doesn't know fish are salted from birth
iwantthereallongestnameWez 17 Nov, 2023 @ 5:32pm 
why do you eat your kebabs with tomato sauce?
iwantthereallongestnameWez 19 Oct, 2023 @ 5:32am 
god is great and he loves his wife
iwantthereallongestnameWez 1 Oct, 2023 @ 4:19am 
man sold his computer to buy cs skins
Rusty 1 Oct, 2023 @ 3:08am 
wake up uncle toejam
iwantthereallongestnameWez 5 Sep, 2023 @ 5:50am 
kimochi yamate
iwantthereallongestnameWez 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:16pm 
sang add him
iwantthereallongestnameWez 23 Jul, 2023 @ 3:08am 
why do you fart bubbles?
Rusty 8 Jul, 2023 @ 5:07pm 
thanks for the condolences - from heaven
watcha cookin 27 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44pm 
sang add me
Rusty 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:34am 
UNCLE TOEJAM MATE
iwantthereallongestnameWez 31 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm 
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You are a beautiful strong black woman.
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