-rep poo poo head

doesn't even use the best gun in da game da r8

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just added back man, sorry

first of all
shell aint float

Ayo it's me again I never heard but I'm really just hoping from the bottom of my heart that you let that guy smash in the big 23'

ayo i hope you let that guy smash last year

ayo let matt smash

ayo lemme smash

Jesus loves you.

-rep weeb

+rep honestly he was really bad and aggressive. He consistently dictated chats and wouldnt let any one else talk. That was until he took a big nasty hunking fat stinky appetizing ♥♥♥♥ we all loved!

big stinky in my binky

JESUS LOVE YOU, CARE ABOUT JESUS AND NOT ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE, JESUS WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR AND DO HIS COMMANDMENT WITH HIM TOGETHER WITH HIM AS JESUS TO BAPTIZE YOU WITH THE HOLLY GHOST JESUS BE WITH YOU IN JESUS NAME IN PRAY AMEN

big stinky poo poo in my anus pls help

Ok, so I (237,624 M) and my wife (6 F) got into a bit of an argument about Fortnite on my Xbox One X. She wanted to play fortnite on my Xbox One X even though she has a PS4, which I destroyed. I said no. She hit me. So naturally, I grabbed my Unholy Hellbringer (crafted 200,000 years ago in Neptune’s core by demons), and killed her. I also killed our 32 of our boys, being Liam, Noah, Elijah, Logan, Mason, James, Aiden, Ethan, Lucas, Jacob, Michael, Matthew, Benjamin, Alexander, William, Daniel, Jayden, Oliver, Carter, Sebastian, Joseph, David, Gabriel, Julian, Jackson, Anthony, Dylan, Wyatt, Grayson, Isaiah, Christopher, and Joshua. I saved Henry, because he was my favorite child. I thought that he could be raised by wolves while i played Fortnite inside my house. While outside, I dropped him on the pavement and he died. So, AITA for killing my whole family?

So basically, I was hanging out with my black friend Jamal and I asked him if he wanted chicken, but then I remembered that it was a racial stereotype. I looked at him with regret and started apologising to him for my innate racism, then I fell to my knees and started begging him for forgiveness. While I was crying at his knees, he reached out to me(like Jesus) and said “it’s alright, my ♥♥♥♥♥” . Surprised at his kindness, I hugged him and apologised for what me and my race has done to him. After calming down, I asked him if he wanted to get some food and he suggested “how bout Chinese food?” Bruh wtf, what a racist, just cause I’m Chinese he suggested Chinese food? I got angry and called the police on him. Now he is in jail where all the racist people belong

+rep is a girl

My girls love this pad. It’s always a race for the center positions. The only problem is they get so comfortable that they roll around and get poo on their heads.

-rep is a guy :(

-rep has a peepee :(

-rep has a peepee :(

I'll eat your ass

-rep weeb

I go through my day pretty normal like, I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy, I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kind of guy, I'm a pretty groovy guy...but then I get a little SUGAR in me and start to go KOO-KOO. Doesn't have to be much, this time it was two of 'em Fiber One brownies. Only 90 calories each but they do the job. Do you know what I'm sayin'? They get me goin', they get me riled up, a little KOO-KOO, a little WACKY, start gettin' me a little KOOKY, a little, y'know, LOOPY-- OOO. Hey, somebody get this kid in a padded cell! Someone get him a straitjacket! He's gettin' a little WACKY..ooo...a little KOOKY! He's off the walls, bananas, loco!

Goob

I am

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