-rep Oh, dear. It is with a heavy heart and an old-fashioned sense of duty that I write this review. I do not take joy in casting shadows on a young man who once wore the uniform of our National Guard. I met Eddie K. through a rehabilitation program for convicted pedophiles. At first, he was polite and spoke with the kind of tone that would make Epstein proud. I even baked him a pie once (cream, his favorite). But unfortunately yesterday Eddie ran into my old Buick in an “incident” that he tried to pass off for insurance money. I won’t go into all the details, but let’s just say it wasn’t a misunderstanding—it was a scheme, and not a very clever one at that. I may be retarded, but I wasn’t born yesterday. Eddie may still carry himself with military pride, but integrity is not something you can iron into a uniform. There are better young men out there to trust with your kids or your anal virginity.
Respectfully,
Shon D Lions
“Gay but not blind.”

primary witness at the p diddy trial