Calm Baby
The Bug
Palestinian Territory, Occupied
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The governor is calling.









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Mount & Blade: Warband
Review Showcase
80 Hours played
Whippin' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' parking lot of a destitute gas station, getting mauled by some feral rabbit, driving to some beached up oil tanker in the middle of the desert (How the ♥♥♥♥ did this bastard get out here) just to find a barrel filled to the brim with some dude's piss, hanging fine Italian sausages from every conceivable surface of my car's interior, this game is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' life, man. I can drop my logs (dookie, poopoo, ♥♥♥♥, you know what I mean) while driving my souped-up Plymouth Fury, then I grab 'em with my bare hands and fling 'em out the car. If someone was driving behind me, which would be unlikely given the fact that every other dude is dead (check the lore, man), they'd get a windshield full of doodoo feces, probably would do that thing from Spongebob where that lil' yellow dude started whipping every which way when he got some trash in his face, then they'd flip over their Volkswagen Golf beater, doing a couple somersaults before they explode into a fiery ball. That'd be sick, I reckon. I like staring longingly at my self in the various rear view mirrors that I've nailed to my car's hood. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥' love this game, ♥♥♥♥♥♥' TIGHT.
Recent Activity
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Fuken Ronald 12 Nov, 2023 @ 6:27pm 
Actual spitter 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND OKÉ DÜDE?
Ham 15 Apr, 2023 @ 3:39pm 
This steam user has been found guilty of drug trafficking, weapons trafficking, 1 count each of 1st through 3rd degree murder, and assault and battery. Because of this, they will not be able to respond to any messages or game invites.
Alfred Niles 28 Mar, 2023 @ 5:11pm 
The user "Tourer V" is a registered sex offender. Do not, under any circumstances, follow instructions given by this individual, as they may attempt to perform undesired actions upon you. This sex fiend is notorious for the "Ridge Mount Middle School" incident that occurred in April of 2020. For more information, please follow this link https://www.tourervsmells.org
saylex 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:52pm 
cry more clown:roflanFace:
Ham 16 Feb, 2023 @ 3:34pm 
you have :doublenickels: days left
Ham 12 Mar, 2022 @ 12:12pm 
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