gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

hey during our game in mirage you told me that i was virgin. well to be quite frank i am not a virgin. in fact i lost my virginity to your mom. so maybe next time you should call your flashes instead of calling people names in your competitive games.

yo you gonna eat those toes

pls watch.
;3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ka33DtUIbE

+rep Very nice and good at gaming... Plus he sounds like C9 Hai

Rep, great player. Thanks for joining http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/groups/oklahomagamers !

TOt+FLo6

Hey dude do screenshot od the knife both sides so i can see it on steam please

lol i like how you're in the "Hentai!" group

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