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conor

you hum

*DABS VIOLENTLY*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Tc0gKu27g

At least im not a capitalistic pig

What the in the Burning Hells did you just say about me, you little corpse worm? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Iron Wolves, and I have over 300 confirmed massacre callouts. I am trained in mid-evil warfare and I’m the top spell caster in all of Sanctuary.You think you can get away with saying that lore to me over the Internet? I can teleport anywhere, anytime, and I can pk you in over seven hundred ways. Not only am I extensively trained in the arcane arts, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Haedrig Eamon and his apprentice and I will farm some blue mats and then use it to wipe your miserable existence. If only you could have known what unholy resource spenders your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you but you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will rain meteors all over you and you will wish you had equipped your esoteric alteration. You have died, your items have lost 10% durability, kiddo.

Very True

+rep after claiming to have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my mum in game chat on BO2 he sent me a voice message 10 mins later, saying sorry and decided to give me his Club Penguin username and password so I could play card jitzu.