🎮 Used to be a pro back in CS 1.6 — when headshots meant something and smokes obeyed physics.
Took a 15-year tactical timeout (aka life).
Now I’m back in CS2… mostly to get domed by 14-year-olds with 4000 DPI and daddy’s 3090. 😮‍💨

🧠 I survived LAN cafés, CRT monitors, and pre-nerf AWP.
Now I queue into spinbotters with VAC bans pending since the Bronze Age.
My bullets curve, their wallhacks don’t.

Casual now. But my spray still makes art. 🎨🔫