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GERA

20 May @ 3:02am

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2.2

25 Apr @ 1:23am

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4 Nov, 2025 @ 5:25am

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14 Aug, 2025 @ 10:17am

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7 Aug, 2025 @ 11:53pm

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2 Nov, 2024 @ 7:23am

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no

18 May, 2024 @ 8:01pm

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6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:49pm

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[BLS] SMaSH

17 Jul, 2021 @ 4:26am

Has sex with dead cats and hacks granny porn sites.

Mikhail

20 Jun, 2021 @ 4:45am

get on dayz

M18A1

24 Jun, 2020 @ 7:27pm

OMG MC such depth of analysis on Gru's ♥♥♥♥ and his ejaculate......I laughed that hard when I read your post that I pissed myself. Thanks for bringing such joy. No more though, your next one might give me a heart attack.

Happy Feet (A Tarantino Film)

22 Apr, 2019 @ 1:26am

Jk, I further my case by pointing out The avg speed of ejaculate is 28 mph. This means that gru can ejaculate at a speed of roughly 70 MPH when standing still. If he decides to fling his ejaculate by swinging his ♥♥♥♥ in a circular fashion, it will travel at 584415.5*70= 40,909,085 mph. This means Gru’s ejaculate travels at a speed greater than 24 thousand times the speed of a bullet. Considering the average mass of ejaculate, 3.5 g, gru’s semen will impact the target with the energy of 1.715e9 Jouls, or roughly the amount of energy released in 667 pounds of TNT. In conclusion, if gru decided to weaponize his penis, he could easily conquer the world.

Now I rest my case

Happy Feet (A Tarantino Film)

22 Apr, 2019 @ 1:26am

We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. Based on average ♥♥♥♥ size, Gru’s penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru’s ♥♥♥♥ would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a ♥♥♥♥ is .77 lbs. If he swung his ♥♥♥♥ in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Gru’s dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6” reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his ♥♥♥♥ breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case.

Maow

11 Nov, 2018 @ 1:51am

oof, that overdrill was cancer

getchyy

27 Sep, 2018 @ 5:27am

chezmotherwoman

getchyy

16 Aug, 2018 @ 9:33pm

Sign my profile before you get on the run of fame

getchyy

15 Aug, 2018 @ 6:19am

early in the morning

ChezMate

14 Aug, 2018 @ 5:40am

and his black and white cat

getchyy

14 Aug, 2018 @ 5:39am

postman pat

getchyy

25 Jun, 2018 @ 7:05am

lowkey looks like the fattest egg ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

the wok

4 Jan, 2018 @ 7:10am

cao ni ma

Stripp_ | TTV

23 Nov, 2017 @ 3:19am

A true friend doesn't give you money
A true friend gives you 41 sites of porn

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