I'd kick your ass at rocket league, but I broke my gaming earphones and can't supress the sound of breaking plates and screaming from the kitchen because my parents are divorcing, so yeah you're a really lucky guy.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Zach Chu the Weeaboo? I thought not. It’s not a story the Henry would tell you. It’s a Radioshack legend. Zach Chu was a Manager of the Radioshack, so powerful and so wise he could use the Anime to influence the Dota boys to create memes… He had such a knowledge of the Radioshack that he could even keep the ones he cared about from feeding. The dark side of the Anime is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his Assistant Manager everything he knew, then his Assistant Manager killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from feeding, but not himself.

rip chu chu bro #1

日本からのご挨拶！

Dieto!