Recent reviews by AstroSloth

good

The game is short and very different from anything else on the market but you 100% will not regret playing it.

Santa was hot AF

All of these idiots complaining that the game doesn't run for Windows 10 obviously don't know what compatibility mode is. If you put this game in compatibility mode for Windows Xp the game will run fine.

the game retained a lot of the feeling of RO2 and RS but also added alot of cool new features and gameplay elements. Also there is CCR playing in the menu so 10/10

killed a t-rex witha lightsaber
10/10

The Strory of Dayz

spawn on beach
find clothes,food,etc.
find gun
gun has no ammo
look for ammo
find truck
truck is broken
look for parts to fix truck
parts found
truck is fixed
get in truck
truck has no gas
run 15 min.
get gas
return
drive in truck
come to hill
drive up hill
stall on hill
get shot at from forest
get out of truck to return fire
remember you never found any ammo
sumbmit to your captors
get put in dress
get force fed rotten kiwi
vomit
get force fed bleach
Die
FIN

11/10 would not ♥♥♥♥ again contracted cancer

Every once in a while there comes a game that makes you consider the pros and cons of self castration. And to me this is one of those games. Why am I saying this you might ask? Well the answer is really quite simple I F**KING SUCK AT CS:GO! And an ignorant plebeian like yourself might just say "well you are just bad at first person shooters lol" and to that I respond with a hearty Go F**K yourself. I mean have you even seen my K.D. On "see ohh dee" I didn't think so my K.D. Is so big it has its own gravitational pull which I use to drop the panties of all the women (including your mother). So in conclusion you would be better off buying a big black "rubber snake" at least then you can f**k yourself instead of gaben doing it for you.

To start off this is one of the best f2p games I have ever played. The air combat in this game is second to none and I have confidence that once the game gets a larger selection of ground units that it will just as good if not better than WOT. My only complaint (and this is to be expected in a f2p) is that once you hit tier 3 or so it starts to take an eternity to progress.

this is definitely one of the best games i own on steam. whether it be cutting off and enemy arm/leg or assaulting a castle to kill the king. i would definitely recomend this game to anybody who likes medieval settings or to somebody who just wants a first person
game (without guns).
(Edit 2017)
Still pretty good