W fr really nice

we smokin filtered crack you stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥

Country music makes me want to die

People be like "what kind of music you like?" My brother in Christ I'll listen to whatever cuts the sexual tension between a 9mm and my temple

500 lbs but only has the grip strength of a ant

Merry Christmas! Wishing you nothing but the best this holiday season!

𝐻𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑎𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑑𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑢𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑜

Forget all the reasons why it won’t work and believe the one reason why it will.
Be strong and move on. It’s time for to be happy again.

May your rest days be cozy and calm. Have a blessed and lovely weekend dear :3

             
                    
                      
                      
                      
            

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heard this due farts loud af. thats pretty hot

https://youtu.be/vMO4ZIiQxoM

yo lemme get that swagman's yo

+rep helped me get 9999 girlfriends in 2 hours

mmm poop

They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am I danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am foreskin man.

+rep

you are a gentleman and a scholar. +rep

To save the same amount of oxygen as planting 20 million trees, all you have to do is kill 31646 people

-rep, didnt murder me

local yokel

Happy New Year !!!

++++++++++++++rep good person

It's all an elaborate hoax

the bruh is this

Very cool Crones Dome =)

oh no

♥♥♥

no no no

He’s gonna say the n word

don't it's not cool

He's such a nice guy

succ, but not

I’ll do you one better, what is oof

oof

Bamboozled heckin

H e c k i n B a m b o o z l e d

H e c k

Too bad, I never check my mail, joke's on you lad

+Rep

Your angry letter has arrived b o y o

oke

XD

I understand it, it's just misquoted and with completely wrong context

me too, i dont get it either

You might still hit them by accident, perhaps dropping them or something. I don't believe it

that made no sense to me

did u know that 100% of the bullets u dont shoot , u dont hit

What

I identify as a gas, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥