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john was spotted by garfield 40 yards away from the line, but garfield snapped him back to reallity, he grabbed john by the shoulders and looked into his eyes, stealing a lustful glance, he whispered to him "whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.", and then they made love in the field base

flash forward, weeks later, john and andrew roll up to the ordering window, at which point a strange and mysterious man asked if john truly wanted tha fortnite burger
john said "yes daddy! fill me with the meat that'll send me to mars" the strange man nodded, and turned away muttering "be careful what you wish for", the strange man proceeded to a counter, and pressed a red button, sirens begun blaring and the mcdonalds logo blasted off into space, andrew garfield looked up and said "i hate mondays", distantly, the sound of the mcdonalds sign impaling mars was heard throughout our solar system, at which point, strange, fat creatures descended, coming to destroy earth, starting a full on war, months later, john and garfield found themself on the front line of said war, battling on mars alongside elon musk,

fortnite burger # 4, the fourth fortnite burger
the tale of the fourth fortnite burger is a lengthy one, filled with dispair and hatred
4 months into the future from today, the fortnite burger will be announced to release at mcdonald
this will not be a good sign for humanity, our heroes of this story, john arbuckle, and andrew garfield decided to take the monday off to get the fortnite burger, this would be the only highlight to andrew garfield's day, as his opinions on mondays are subpar

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