Oh goodness gracious! I accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine ♥♥♥♥ and balls! Prithee delete it!! Lest… Thou desire to look? Haha, I jest, delete it…Should thee crave… Haha nay, banish it… Lest?

So let’s say your wife is divorcing ya, you’re trying to hide some of the assets so you don’t have to pay as much in alimony. Well , how would you mark that down so she can’t hear you while you’re talking with your lawyer? Let’s grab two packets of ketchup and a bottle of Tabasco sauce and figure it out. Let’s assume your wife’s been cheating on you for several months, and you want to hire a hitman to come and basically, snuff her out . If you’re paranoid and believe that your phones are tapped and your wife is trying to catch you in one of these misdoings. Go ahead and open up your window and put four cans of baked beans on the ledge. Then you’re going to put a small bottle of gorilla glue to indicate that the time is ready to stick to the plan.

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

I'm not quite sure how to start this. This is one of the worst, most unsatisfying games I have ever had the misfortune of suffering through. I'll start with the gameplay loop, its abysmal. It's weirdly difficult, clunky and unsatisfying, I only ever finished a level out of spite. I don't know who this game was made for. It doesn't have enough furry sexual content for someone to get off to, and the gameplay is not fun at all. Maybe it's for the masochistic few who could stand to go through something so simultaneously dull and frustrating. I cannot recommend anything about this game to anyone, IT SUCKS. I don't care about the money, I want the hour it took me to 100% this game back. I hope the dev's are ashamed, I'm sure their parents are.

My cat got perscribed ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ diazepam all because i said he gets aggresive from time to time and its impossible to trim his nails. Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? So anyway i took all that ♥♥♥♥, aint no vet giving my cat free drugs. ♥♥♥♥ big pharma.

Hi Whip

I Wanted to reach out to you following this morning's class. i really appreciated your contributions to our discussion, but felt that i should follow up with you.

I noticed that, during class, you appeared to consume an entire chocolate cake. Normally i would never be one to police my students eating habits, but i reviewed the class recording and you finished the whole thing in 43 seconds. i'm pretty sure i watched you unhinge your jaw like some kind of a snake.

is everything going okay at home? is your jaw okay? Please let me know i can be of any support.