Things i Gave to counter-strike:
1. Time
2. Love
3. MONEY!

Things counter-strike gave me:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3. Hatred Of Russians,Frence peepz and Russians
4. Broken Keyboard
5. Broken Mouse
6. A Breakup
7. Server crashes
8. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ teammates
9. "Ez Pz" spam
11. Lag
12. Cheaters
13. Server crashes
14. Multilingual cursing - I think thats kinda good no ?

My main point is just that CS is a Greedy woman, But i still love her <3

Selling ducks for 1$

A female, on le Steam? Hang on fellas I got this!
Tips fedora brim over eyes to give an aura of mystery and glides up to you on my light up heelies
H-hi m'lady, would you perhaps consider being my qt 3.14 gf? snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ "man if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters!"
c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! cross fingers and gulps s-so...adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently :3
Plzrespond, I'm a nice guy who will treat you right unlike all those other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who only care about looks!
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(Boom thats a rocket ship)

In japan we don't say 'I love you' we say 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 which doesn't mean anything it just spells out 'Extra Thicc' in japanese symbols.

-rep not a real anime

+rep
Rice crispies r gud