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pharter 23 Dec, 2024 @ 5:43am 
fartered
PhaetonMaxxer Extraordinaire 23 Dec, 2024 @ 5:40am 
aww you guys are gassing me up I am flattered
pharter 23 Dec, 2024 @ 5:37am 
Ball.
Bell .
Bone.
Boot.

Um..yeah..so ...now...you know
pharter 23 Dec, 2024 @ 5:36am 
pressurizing my ebt fart rn
pharter 23 Dec, 2024 @ 5:35am 
Stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ just done it again, shut my EBT Fart Card off. You guys, I can't do this. You know, he's graspin'. He's graspin', you know? I mean this is ridiculous. Ri-diculous man. I wish I woulda got a yogurt when I had it, you know? This is low life, this is low low, low-low life, okay?! GOVERNMENT!!! You're right behind it all, and I'm on my way! I'm almost there! GOD IS COMING!!! Just know that, God's comin'. Huehuehuehuegh.. Eeeuuuugghh-
ElJanos 27 Oct, 2024 @ 2:47pm 
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Macintosh - 25 Dec, 2023 @ 9:48am 
Okay people, tomorrow morning 10 AM, Santa's coming to town!
obesefart 17 Aug, 2023 @ 11:47am 
owen says he wants you to come get thse screws 4 my comuter
ok:FrontiersTails:
trout 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:22pm 
mmm:steamthis:
ElJanos 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:45pm 
I'm naked with kids! I have sex infront of my kids! I never be ashamed of sex! my son be breastfeeding and i be makin' love to his mama. DAS ME BRUH! das how i get down around kids. i try and keep they purity, i don't wanna take they purity away. By coverin' myself up they gonna be ashame and cover theyself up. And I'm pure at heart so you can think in your mind if I let another kid here im gonna have to change the way i am so your kid can be comfortable around me? NO! i'm gon' be naked as ♥♥♥♥ in front of your kid. My son comes up and grabs my penis. I let him grab my penis! I have sex with his mom. making love to his mother. After i am done i'm laying there. CHILLIN'! He Grab my penis. And he is playin' with my penis I let that happen
Macintosh - 5 Oct, 2022 @ 12:58pm 
Go to your local grocery store and stick your hand in the cash register :corncob:
trout 5 Oct, 2022 @ 12:51pm 
Um
obesefart 15 Aug, 2022 @ 11:44pm 
can you shut up im trying to watch my stories
Elusive Silver Leaf 15 Aug, 2022 @ 8:15pm 
yes sir! sorry sir!
PhaetonMaxxer Extraordinaire 15 Aug, 2022 @ 8:10pm 
Do not question the validity of Houdini in my ownership. GOOD DAY SIR!! :steamfacepalm: hmph!
Elusive Silver Leaf 15 Aug, 2022 @ 7:48pm 
Man you got a license for that dog? You can't walk it around here without a carrying license :tabbycat:
Macintosh - 14 Mar, 2022 @ 12:21pm 
I LOVE driving car! Even when I'm tired and sick! I LOVE driving CARS!
obesefart 1 Mar, 2022 @ 10:04pm 
where is my dog
PhaetonMaxxer Extraordinaire 19 Feb, 2022 @ 12:49am 
You are about to enter territory you are gonna regret entering so stay back Poké-phile.
Sife 18 Feb, 2022 @ 3:38pm 
Shut up blackhead boy.
PhaetonMaxxer Extraordinaire 18 Feb, 2022 @ 2:50pm 
Shut up Cameron.
Sife 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:20pm 
Caseyplier
Macintosh - 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:38am 
amen!!!
PhaetonMaxxer Extraordinaire 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:20am 
he came by! Brought me some clothes and a water bill! love Santa
Macintosh - 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:33pm 
Okay people tomorrow morning, 10am, Santa’s coming to town
PhaetonMaxxer Extraordinaire 19 May, 2021 @ 4:07pm 
hey janos hi janos
ElJanos 19 May, 2021 @ 3:12pm 
hi casey hey casey
Macintosh - 21 Jun, 2020 @ 4:34pm 
Macintosh - 21 Jun, 2020 @ 4:33pm 
dude imagine if pee was yellow instead of red lmao
PhaetonMaxxer Extraordinaire 8 Mar, 2018 @ 1:57am 
that's just asinine
Macintosh - 7 Mar, 2018 @ 5:35pm 
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I tell ya hwat, you just got visited by the friendly propane man
Macintosh - 23 Dec, 2017 @ 1:28pm 
Game is sent. you should get a notifiaction about it by Christmas. Hope is good ♥♥♥♥. Also, side note, I would be perfectly happy with just comedy night (wasn't expecting anything in return to be honest).

Is gift giving time and you've been good friend. Something money can't buy. much apericiation my comrade. hope oblivion is what you expect.
PhaetonMaxxer Extraordinaire 22 Dec, 2017 @ 10:00pm 
Oblivion Game of the Year Edition, it's on sale for 7 bucks, or 7.50 I don't remember
But don't worry, I'll buy you Comedy Night for 5 and make something up for the 2 dollars I didn't spend:happymeat:
Macintosh - 22 Dec, 2017 @ 3:42pm 
yo*
Macintosh - 22 Dec, 2017 @ 3:42pm 
you ♥♥♥♥♥ whats a game you want
PhaetonMaxxer Extraordinaire 5 Nov, 2017 @ 9:19am 
<3
Sife 28 Jul, 2017 @ 7:23pm 
Where those YouTube videos at
I am entitled, and therefore demand that you upload videos for my personal enjoyment, while constantly harassing you and ingnoring that you are your own human being with his own personal agenda and therefore that makes anything I say irrelevant and you have every right to ignore me in every single way possible, including, but not limited to: blocking me on social media, sending me death threats, and of course uploading videos and disabling comments on your videos; causing me to get more attention and boosting my own self-esteem in the process
breezy 13 Jul, 2016 @ 1:50am 
Fuffly BRAGGERS
PhaetonMaxxer Extraordinaire 22 Dec, 2015 @ 7:25pm 
I think you have me confued with a small child.
keysball 22 Dec, 2015 @ 1:47pm 
You smell like cheese
PhaetonMaxxer Extraordinaire 7 Aug, 2015 @ 5:34pm 
Arrrg wat arg you a pirate?
hjubee 7 Aug, 2015 @ 5:09am 
hey wat r u doin matey
Sife 18 Nov, 2014 @ 7:20pm 
Aye sir!