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15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker 17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18) The right selection, is to protect your erection 19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil 20) A crank with armor, will never harm her 21) If you really love her, wear a cover 22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake 23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener 24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket 25) No glove, no love 26) If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye 27) Even If she's eager, protect her beaver 28) No one likes a horse's ass, protect yourself at climax 29) Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the ♥♥♥♥ 30) Avoid a frown, contain your clown 31) Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam 32) Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed 33) Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink

34) The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground 35) Cloak the joker before you poke her 36) Encase that torch before you paint her porch 37) Cape your throbber before you bob her 38) After detection, sheath your erection 39) Before you penetrate, hide your magistrate 40) Don't surprise her, plug your Geyser 41) Cover that lumber before you pump her 42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle 43) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle 44) House your noodle, then release your strudel 45) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound 46) Shelter your jerky, then nab that turkey 47) Cage that snake, then shake and bake

48) Cover your peter, it will be much neater 49) Coat that Labrador, then allow him to explore 50) It's always funky to cage your monkey 51) It won't be funny with a coatless dummy 52) It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb 53) It's not much money to catch your honey 54) Don't be a fool, cover your tool 55) Hood that match, then scratch that thatch 56) Stitch that switch, then itch her niche 57) Wrap that tool to catch the drool 58) It ain't no jibe to protect her hive 59) Contain that sputum before you use him 60) Restrain your log, then plow her bog 61) Glove your pecker before you check her 62) Coat that slimmer before you prime her 63) Condomize then womanize 64) Cover old pete, then grind her meat 65) Guard your peter before you meet her 66) Check your list before you tryst 67) Wrap your bate before you mate 68) Can your worm before you squirm 69) Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

my mom caught me masturbating for the first time. I was in second grade. I was sitting on my bed, curiously touching my penis. My mom walked in the room and saw. She sat down next to me on my bed where i was fapping. With my penis still out, she started to have some sort of parental conversation with me. She was confusing me, with such weird talk about “condoms” or whatever she called it.

She smirked softly, then she put her hand on my ♥♥♥♥. i was scared and confused. i’ve only seen these kinda things on television. she then told me “sh, everythings going to be all right”. i was pretty nervous. She started to slowly stroke my ♥♥♥♥, as i moaned quietly under my breath “mom...” As she increased her speed slightly, my ♥♥♥♥ started to twitch. I accidentally peed on mom. “why is my pee white” “this is called ♥♥♥, sweetheart. its what happens when you see a very pretty lady, and she touches you here.” Mom lays me on my back “Hush dear, its going to be alright” She takes her pants off. She then removes her panties. “This is a vagina. Its what you put your peepee into.”

Before i knew it, i was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom. “Oh my gosh, mom, this feels so amazing!” “Oh yeah, right there, ♥♥♥ in my ♥♥♥♥♥ OHH” her hips started to furiously sway against my ♥♥♥♥ “Ohhh mom, im cuming!” “OHHHH” Dad walks in. “WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS GOING ON HERE!” “Kenny! Its not what it looks like!” “THE ♥♥♥♥ DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT WHAT JIT LOOKS LIKE? LET ME SUCK HIS ♥♥♥♥” Dad furiously pushes mom off my ♥♥♥♥, places my ♥♥♥♥ in his mouth, and starts sucking. “Oh ♥♥♥♥, yeah you like dat ♥♥♥♥, slut?” “Oh my gosh! Daddy!” He then inserts his 2 fingers in my butthole. I blush “MMMMMM OH MY GOSH” I ♥♥♥ in his mouth. “You did good, champ!” “Thanks, dad!” The end.

HITLER: Well Duce, I made it, despite your directions.

MUSSOLINI: Ah, Fuhrer! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable world war!

HITLER: yeah...

MUSSOLINI: gasp Oh egads! My army isn't fully modernised! But what if... I were to invade weak Mediterranean countries and disguise that as victory? Oh hohoho... delightfully devilish, Mussolini!

HITLER: ah-

<intro theme plays>

Mussolini with his crazy invasions,

The Fuhrer's gonna need to save the situation,

when you hear Mussolini's lame rationalisations there'll be trouble in Roma tonight!

<intro theme ends>

HITLER: MUUUUUUUUSSOOOOOOLIIIINIIIIIII!

MUSSOLINI: Ah Fuhrer I was just, uh, bringing Greece under the yoke of fascism! Island warfare, care to join me?

HITLER: Why are there defeats coming out of North Africa, Mussolini?

MUSSOLINI: Oh that's not defeat, it's tactical retreat! Tactical retreats for all the counter-attacks we'll be having! mmmm! Counter-attacks! Phew!

MUSSOLINI: Mr Hitler, I hope you're ready for the strategic withdrawal!

HITLER: I thought we were having counter-attacks?

MUSSOLINI: Oh, no! I said 'strategic withdrawal'! That's what I call counter-attacks!

HITLER: You call counter-attacks 'strategic withdrawal'?

MUSSOLINI: Yes! It's fascist theory.

HITLER: Uh huh. What sort?

MUSSOLINI: ...nationalist.

HITLER: Really. Well i'm from the National Socialist German Workers Party and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'strategic withdrawal'.

MUSSOLINI: Oh not German national socialism, no. It's an Italian fascist expression.

HITLER: I see.

HITLER: You know this strategic withdrawal is quite similar to the defeat the Russians had in WWI.

MUSSOLINI: Oh hohohoho no! Classic Italian fascist strategic withdrawal, an old long con technique!

HITLER: For counter-attacks.

MUSSOLINI: Yes!

HITLER: Yes, and you call them strategic withdrawals despite the fact that they are obviously routs.

MUSSOLINI: y- uh- you know- One thing I sh- Excuse me for one second.

HITLER: Of course.

MUSSOLINI: Aaaaaa well. That was wonderful. Good time was had by all, I'm pooped.

HITLER: Yes i should be- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?

MUSSOLINI: Victory parades.

HITLER: V- Victory Parades. At this time of year, At this time of day, After so many defeats, Localized entirely within peninsular italy?

MUSSOLINI: Yes!

HITLER: May i see them?

MUSSOLINI: No.

ITALY: Mussolini! The allies are invading!

MUSSOLINI: No cittadini, it's just victory parades.

HITLER: Well Mussolini, I must say, you are an odd Duce. But you stage a good strategic withdrawal.

<exit HITLER>

ITALY: HELP! HEEEEEEELP!

Technically, pansexuality is the least gay sexuality

If you are straight, you like girls, who like guys, which means it's 25% gay

If you are gay, well that's 100% gay

Bisexuality is 50% gay, because you like both

Pansexuality however, is an attraction to all the genders, 56 are politically recognized, and only one is male, so Pansexuality only makes you 1.78% gay

This concludes my research, good day!

There's nothing like the taste of a cake you made in your own kitchen. Baking a cake is as simple as measuring ingredients, mixing them in the right order, and remembering to take the cake out of the oven before it burns. Read on to learn how to bake 3 basic cakes: vanilla pound cake, chocolate cake, and apple cake.

Gather your ingredients. Pound cake is one of the simplest cakes to bake. Here's what you'll need:[1]
1 cup (225 g) of unsalted butter, softened
1 cup (225 g) of granulated sugar
A pinch of salt
2 teaspoons (9.9 mL) of vanilla extract
5 eggs, room temperature[2]
2 cups (240 g) of cake flour (or, you can use 2 cups minus 2 Tbsp (234 g) of all-purpose flour plus 2 Tbsp (16 g) of cornstarch)[3]

Preheat the oven to 325 °F (163 °C) and grease and flour a cake pan. Pound cakes are best baked in deep pans, such as loaf pans or bundt pans. Use butter or shortening to grease the pan. Then, sprinkle a light layer of flour into the pan, rotate the pan until it’s evenly coated, then tap out the excess flour.[4]

Cream the butter and sugar. Place the butter and sugar in a mixing bowl and beat them together until the mixture is light, fluffy and creamy.[5]

Add the eggs and vanilla. For best results, add the eggs one at a time and beat the mixture in between.[6] Keep beating the mixture until the eggs are completely incorporated.[7]

Stir in the cake flour. Keep the electric mixer on low or use a wooden spoon to stir the flour in a bit at a time until it's just incorporated. Be careful not to overmix it.[8]

Pour the batter into the pan. Use a spatula to scrape down the sides of the bowl.[9]

Bake the cake for 1 hour 15 minutes. Rotate the pan 180 degrees halfway through the cook time to ensure it bakes evenly. The cake is finished when a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. Enjoy your delicious homemade cake![10]

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It starts with the letter 'M' and ends in 'arriage' 😍

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Boland you do yo gay thang n ♥♥♥♥, suckin anus n ♥♥♥♥, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. But damn ♥♥♥♥♥♥ crying over a ban on this gay John Legend muh'♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ chill my ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Church sex. Jafeel.

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Great trader AND MAKE GREAT PENUT BUTTER

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PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!