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111 people found this review helpful
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0.1 hrs on record
The game isn't updated for modern PCs, still runs at it's native resolution and still has the same audio glitches as playing the abandonware version.
I can't find any evidence of this being supoprt officially by the Harry Horse family or anyone associated with the original game.
I was too trusting and have seen the wickedness in men's hearts.
Posted 16 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
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39.2 hrs on record (11.9 hrs at review time)
At first the game will see like fun but then you realize the community seems to be non existen, all armour looks the same and it feels like a bare bones theme park (which it is)
at least the character creator is nice but I hate the over detailed armor and weapons that they give us.
Posted 9 December, 2015.
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0.1 hrs on record
This game is a bad attempt at being retro.
The Graphics say they're retro, but really games back then did not have this wierd stick figure art style.
if they truly wanted to be retro, this game would look like Ultima Online, which was one of the first MMOs to be a success.
Posted 21 July, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
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1.1 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Somehow this is a better port than Wolfenstein 3D's Steam release.
controls are smooth and the game is a fast paced fun of biblical proportions.
I'd reccomend you play this if you like to play Doom clones.
Posted 23 June, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
1.8 hrs on record
the only reason to get this, is so you can see half life graphics on Garr'ys mod, and if you are fed up of the glitches in the original half life.
Posted 2 April, 2012.
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1 person found this review helpful
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23.4 hrs on record (22.5 hrs at review time)
wearing hats and cartoony graphics get tireing after a while,
Team fortress classic is a fast paced team based online FPS that is good for a small match at 2fort, though of course, if the server isnt full of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bots
Posted 2 April, 2012.
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1 person found this review funny
1,297.0 hrs on record (926.7 hrs at review time)
Gmod where you can create your own comics, make small videos, kill combines and npcs, roleplay and watch easily pissed off little kids make fugly poses of barney dry humping alyx
BUY IT!!!!
Posted 2 April, 2012.
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