Alright 👋 everybody 👥thanks for tuning in 📺🗣👁tooooonightttt! 🌚🌑Today’s 📅 topic 📝 is: ‘is kissing 😽💋👄😘😗😙the homies👬🧍 a homosexual 👨‍❤️‍👨👬👨‍👨‍👧act’ ❓and the FACTS 📚📖‼️say kISSING 😽💋👄is not 🚫❌‼️inherently homosexual 👨‍❤️‍👨as that would be weird 🤢🥴🤔considering parents 👵👴👨‍👩‍👧‍👦kiss 💋👄children 👶👧🧒👦and strangers 👥kiss 💋🔁👄as greeting 👋in other↘️ countries 🇨🇳🇮🇹🇫🇷, BUT❗️kissing a PENIS 🍆OR ANUS🍑 IS ✅gay 👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨as ♥♥♥♥ 💯💢because (to our knowledge 🧠 📚) nobody❌ does that platonically👯‍♀️👯‍♂️. Thanks💅 for tuning 👂👀in, and kiss💋 your homies🧏‍♂️👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨😘 goodnight 🌙💋

Anyone who says that Velveeta Cheese is good is an utter moron. You've completely lost whatever respect I ever had for you. Don't ever contact me again.

Receny revisited r/FemBoys and i was blown away by how little the sub has gone down. It must be either unmoderated or the mods dont care, becuase contrary to the name of the subreddit it has almost no actual cisgender men. 70% of the content there is transgender women. There is a seperate porn subbreddit for transgender women. When i go to a subreddit for fememine men, I expect feminene men, not women. In fact I find it ridiculous that this is allowed under reddit rules, as the implication that trans women are simply femenine men feels really transphobic.

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DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥ JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

Tell me that I am beautiful and I will do the same

Waht do want from me I am just a boy

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥ JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

So I was waiting in line to receive my vaccine when all of a sudden this medical "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my patient registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm patient identity. Because I thought he was a medical official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I received the vaccine I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy vaccinating!

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Yo fr tho stop asking for pics of my sister's feet

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you must piss a lot

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So you call yourself Cookie Falcone now, huh? Yeah well this is Mitchell from highschool and just to let your ♥♥♥♥♥ ass know, I am making $269,000 a year and i'm driving a mustang. Be careful who you pick on in highschool, i'm doing better than you are now! In your face ♥♥♥♥♥ pop, my life is litty like a motha ♥♥♥♥♥♥ titty right now.

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Hey everyone this guy makes 98,000 a year with his bonus. Isn't he amazing to tell everyone in a video game that? This douche is a closet h o m o s e x u a l; likely the source of his anger.

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The "Sandman" is loose once more...

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