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Recent reviews by Capt.Cryptic

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77.9 hrs on record (77.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A beautiful game with great visuals and stellar music.
Take your time to experience all the visuals, all the game lore and visit all the realms.
Once, all that is done, put the game away for good.

It's better to part your ways with a good experience rather than go through the daily rat race of collecting candle runs, witnessing server issues, constant disconnecting from your friends and server splits during important events. After you're done with the initial experience, all that's left to do is get online, run around collecting candles and buying overpriced in-app purchases and worrying about not having enough seasonal candles to get all the stuff from the seasonal stuff coz you missed couple days of candle runs.

Initial Playthrough : 7/10
Re-playability : 1/10
Posted 29 November, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
25.6 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
The game that took 2020 by a storm!
A well-deserved winner of Best Multiplayer Game & Best Mobile Game of the Year Award.

Very fun to play with friends and random people from around the world
This game can show you over 9000 IQ plays or make you question if there's a limit to human stupidity.

Overall, very addicting and entertaining to say the least.
Definitely a must play for all!

8.5/10
Posted 19 December, 2020.
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0.7 hrs on record
Imagine being so bored in COVID Lockdown, that I played this xD

Quick and simple playthrough like it should be.
Well, I can say I played for the plot lol.

6/10
Posted 12 November, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
3.5 hrs on record
"Seek and Ye Shall Find"

Well drawn models with a nice chapter story.
Find hidden time fragments & bonus items for bonus stuff.
The idea of being rewarded for going the extra mile does play a key role here.

Overall, fun to play, alone xD

6/10
Posted 12 November, 2020.
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27.7 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
A time-less classic!
This game was way ahead of it's time.
Lots of game modes, maps and quests.
Definitely a must have if you like co-op games.
Or if you just wanna kick some zombie ass :D

8/10
Posted 7 November, 2020.
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7.4 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
A game with a similar concept to Among Us but, with much more depth, bigger map and a lot of exploring.
As it says, coordination is key here. It's all about the teamwork and strategy.

The player abilities are also a good concept, gives you quite an edge during gameplay.
The hatches and traitor-only boxes are good additions to the High-Risk , High Reward aspect of the game.

Overall, it's fun to play with friends :D

7.5 / 10
Posted 7 November, 2020.
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29.8 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
An absolute monstrosity of a game.
This pretty much owns the "Horror" niche for me.
The story, the psychological horror, the adrenaline rush, the tingling sensations. I Love it!

Make sure you keep a couple extra pairs of your underwear handy b'coz,
boy you're gonna crap a whole lot of them.

But most of all, have fun you little pig :D

9/10
Posted 31 October, 2020. Last edited 12 November, 2020.
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0.4 hrs on record
This isn't a game, it's a ♥♥♥♥ fest riddled with micro-transactions!
Even EA will see this and be like harder daddy! UwU

New DLC Suggestion : DesperationVR

In this mode the players and the game developers gather around to circlejerk
to their desperation for sex and money respectively, while whispering sweet nothings in each other's ears.

10/10 Would not ♥♥♥ back!
Posted 29 October, 2020. Last edited 29 October, 2020.
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0.5 hrs on record
Ah yes, amazing physics combined with glutius-maximus bodies,
beating enemies while you beat your meat.

Multitasking reaches a whole new level here.

Fun Fact : You can play this with one hand only ;D
Posted 29 October, 2020. Last edited 29 October, 2020.
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11.6 hrs on record
A great game with beautiful visuals, good story and great music.
Overall, a great experience throughout.
Posted 24 October, 2020.
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