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Recent reviews by Cap'n mouse

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402.9 hrs on record
if they fix the rampant cheater problem it'd be fun :(

lmfao, their fix just wants me to restart constantly A++ ♥♥♥♥♥ sake
Posted 1 December, 2025. Last edited 15 January.
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14.9 hrs on record (12.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
So far great vibes.
I'm looking forward to where they go with it. Took about 10 hours to get through the content in v0.12. I dunno if it'll have a lot of replayability, but so far the combat gameplay loop feels fantastic, and for $15, its worth it. The package delivery part still needs some work though, but they're pretty early in development so hopefully they keep cooking.
Posted 18 September, 2025.
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7 people found this review helpful
16.2 hrs on record
this game felt super unfinished and they've added a paid dlc

Yuck.
Posted 18 February, 2025.
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1,244.7 hrs on record (829.9 hrs at review time)
THEY INCREASED THE GARAGE SIZE TO 2000

:D :D :D :D :D :D
Posted 28 August, 2023.
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545.2 hrs on record (491.7 hrs at review time)
High speed gundam dodge fest is such a fun groove to get into when its hitting right, its a shame bamco dropped the ball so hard with the shop killing player retention.

Still I'd recommend trying it before the servers shut down in November.
Posted 28 August, 2023.
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18 people found this review helpful
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54.6 hrs on record (15.5 hrs at review time)
I wanted to like this game, I've been waiting for a fun mech game for ages, and this looks like a mech game, but the whole boss battle being balanced around poise/stam/stagger is feeling way too souls like. Its not like the bosses are impossible just too much of a slog, not fun. At least not my version of fun, if you've been enjoying other souls-like games though go nuts I guess.

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Posted 28 August, 2023.
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12 people found this review helpful
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23.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
man I sure love it when after a year of inactivity a neat game get turned into f2p garbage, but this one got bought by some wonky crypto scam, laaaame.
Posted 19 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
53.7 hrs on record (28.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Shark murder simulator was pretty fun for the first couple dozen hours, then I ran out of content. Still though I have more hours played then dollars spent.
Posted 28 June, 2019.
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206.3 hrs on record (41.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Can we get more indy games/early access like this?
Gameplay loop is fun, classes are balanced 'enough' while still being different.
Graphics are simple even though they look a lot like the generic unity toon shader, they're still fine.
I've already got more hours in this then the last several AAA games I've bought because its actually interesting.

Got a gift copy to rope a friend in to boot, but even at the ~$25 price tag its wholly worth it.

My only minor gripe is matchmaking because with other players as hosts they can just bail if they get killed ending the run for all other players in a lobby.
Posted 9 May, 2019.
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5.8 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
I thoroughly enjoyed this game, even though after 4 hours, and an end boss kill I likely won't play much more, but I'll swear by the locomotion in this game, the only motion sickness I ran into was from a particularly spirally part inside the worm, but the rest of the jet-boarding felt really fantastic.

Played on windows mixed reality, with a lenovo explorer, so naturally I hit the windows key instead of the grapple hook like a million times. That said the grapple hook still felt pretty good even with the slightly strange button placement.
Posted 19 November, 2018.
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