Capt Ramen
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6 Sep, 2025 @ 2:02am 
So I put out an ad, looking for a white guy, my age, to come over and ♥♥♥♥ me. And that guy looked a lot like me. Then I put on some lingerie and perfume, made myself look like one of these girls, and - I thought I looked pretty hot. And then this guy came over and railed the ♥♥♥♥ outta me. And then I got addicted to that. Some nights three, four guys would come over and rail the ♥♥♥♥ outta me. Some I even had to pay. And at the same time, I’d hire an Asian girl, that’d just sit there and watch the whole thing. I’d look in her eyes while some guy was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me and I’d think, “I am her. And I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me.”
18 Jan, 2021 @ 2:37am 
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16 Jan, 2021 @ 3:57am 
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