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7.3 hrs on record
Very solid beat-em-up, in the same vein as the old SNES and arcade games. Solid levels, and challenges. Some parts occasionally feel a *little* ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but overall very solid.
Posted 21 February.
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154.5 hrs on record (154.4 hrs at review time)
It's....not the worst? Like, not worth full price, no way. But get it on discount, don't pay a dime otherwise, and just roll with it with a friend? Yeah, decently fun other than some moments of frustration with the grind. Don't buy the characters, you unlock them at the end of every uneven-numbered episode after the main game, and just mess around with the free weapons they give you, they'll be better than ANYTHING you get in the normal story, or even most of the expanded stuff.

Regardless, on the whole it's plot is...passable, though unfortunate. Could have been better, and more interesting, but here we are. Characters are well written, fun to listen to, and have good, strong personalities that're consistent.
Posted 6 April, 2025.
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80.2 hrs on record (22.3 hrs at review time)
The definitive edition of the FFVII experience. As much as I love the original, this was made with care and love towards it, while still expanding and improving everything about it, from top to bottom.
Posted 11 January, 2023.
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9 people found this review helpful
4.1 hrs on record
Mario party with guns
Posted 27 July, 2021.
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36.4 hrs on record (30.9 hrs at review time)
A fun game that controls extremely well, with fun powers and a very deep backstory in the notes, if you want to read it. If you don't, it's still a fun run-and-gun with telekinesis, shields and guns.

One note, if you're going to buy it, do yourself a favour and buy the Ultimate edition, it's better patched and kept up on, and includes the DLCs.
Posted 30 April, 2021. Last edited 30 April, 2021.
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13.1 hrs on record
A good, fast-paced, die-until-you-make-it quest of violence.
Posted 1 March, 2021.
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14.7 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
An excellent game about trying, failing, and trying again.
Posted 1 January, 2021.
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8.2 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
It's basically Mario Party Minigames on speed.

The most fun I've had losing consistently.
Posted 11 August, 2020. Last edited 26 November, 2020.
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16.9 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥' Uno, man.
Posted 25 April, 2020.
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74.4 hrs on record (61.8 hrs at review time)
A fantastic game, I honestly cannot stress that enough. A fantastic story, tight gameplay, and a great experience.

That being said, it has issues with crashing. It can't go fullscreen well, and has some other problems. If you're willing to look past those, then game on.
Posted 19 March, 2018.
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