......and on the 7th day god created homosexuality and then Mark appeared

...but Michael loves 'The End' both Eddie & Paul's 'Ends'

Mark is a man with a willy. Mark likes other men . The end.

...a book I may add that had been written by Michael Reid. It was an updated edition of his memoirs and life as a full-time rent boy in Glasgow.

Mark went down to the local Coop one day for a pint of milk,some eggs and some batteries but he came back with a magazine entitled ' being Gay in 2025 a complete guide to homosexuality' .The End

The Beginning
1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

3 And God said, “Homosexuality,” and there was Mark, Eddie and Paul. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

And God said, “Let the earth bring forth living creatures according to their kinds: cattle and creeping things and POOF'S of the earth like Mark Copland according to their kinds.” And it was so....

...In the Garden of Eden there was Adam & Eve...and Michael who was/is/and always will be GAY. He was/is/and always will be God's first ♥♥♥♥.

Marks gay Ad infinitum + 79,000,000, trillion days except Wednesdays

...Michael's GAY Ad Infinitum.

Mark's GAY in 2025

...and he's still and always has been gay. 2024 and beyond.

...Michael: Every Priest in the World's penal shoe-in!

Mark puts long things in the priests Bottom

hahahhahahahaha

....whereas Michael (havin' already self-felated himself outside Bains Toy Shop) headed to London in search of fellow-gay painter & decorators with a penchant for 'whitewashing'

Mark went on the Generation Game but instead of winning a cuddly toy, tea set and a Video recorder he was rear pummel shunted by Larry Grayson, so he had to make do with a sare' arse

"the well-known ring dipper & poker of Strathearn" hahahahahahahahahaha

...also he does it with Paul & Eddie.

...Whereas Michael (the well-known ring dipper & poker of Strathearn) manoeuvred himself between P Diddy's well-shaven broon star and Joshua N'Komo's skeletal remains while taking photos with a Box Brownie and selling them on Vinted.

Mark went to the Local CO-OP store for lunch, instead of buying his usual lunch of cheese and pickle sandwiches and a drink,he left with KY Gel and some small condoms for more sordid afternoon homosexual activity with his boyfriends Jeremy Thorpe and Timmy Mallet

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

...When asked if he like Oppenheimer...Michael (a well-known ♥♥♥♥ in Crieff) said he would rather dae a human centipede with Paul Eddie

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall and Eddie, Paul and Mark done it a few times before re- assembling Humpty Dumpty

...HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

Baah Baah black sheep Have you any wool, yes sir ! yes sir ! mark take it up the devils bowling alley and enjoys young male escorts for company

....Incey Wincey Michael sooked on th' Papal spout...oot came th' Jizz (rc) and gave his nose a clout...bent over backwards tae tak' th' Papal tool...but cudnae because his bum is aywies full!

Mark went up the hill to fetch a pale oh water, mark fell down and broke his crown because he's a homosexual

...Michael has a penchant for Ritz crackers...but as he cudnae get any...he chose Father McBride's wafer-thin 'body of Christ' mints while sookin' oan his 'sceptre'

...which wis nice!

mark wanted a " Yorkie" easter egg but all he got was to fist iwonka molnor up the waisty

...whereas Michael is rectally insertin' his Rosary beads fur Easter...

Mark is giving up Anal beads for lent

Mark is learning Latin and in particular the phrase SUM homosexualis et amo boaby.

Mark went to Brighton over the festive period to pick up young men, members of the clergy and vulnerable homeless Homosexuals

Ankles McGrabber

...the Minister's name is Ankles McGrabber

....It was also at the famous Scottish landmark in St Andrew's - St Rule's tower - that Michael gave in to his closet life and propositioned a Minister o' th' Kirk...after all...it was Christmas!

One day Mark went to St Andrews in Fife, it was right there and then that the promiscuous care free life of a Homosexual was for him

Mark had a 8 year "Fling" with the local priest, it was only when the priest tried to make mark an ordained member of the priesthood that Mark decided that the priest life was not for him so he is now footloose and fancy free and back hunting in local gaybars for normal homosexual encounters

...from th' outset Michael has denied ANY knowledge wie regards tae fillin' th' chocolate tunnel but evidence has been found that he himsel' is th' Alpha Gay - Lord High Priest o' Th' Rear-Echelon Lovers & Fillers....Th' evidence wis handed tae Th' Daily Male & H0m0 Weekly.

George Michael's video "Outside" is loosely based on a homosexual encounter he had with Mark in the toilets at The Wellgate shopping centre in Dundee

In order to continue his persona a straight man , Mark hopes one day they will invent a "anti -gayness Cloaking device" to disguise his homosexuality, as one day his guard will slip for sure and everybody will see him for the airy fairy bent shot he is

....jist as Michael postponed going tae Glastonbury tae see his long-time pen-pal and penal stroker Elton "Reg Dwight Pumps ♥♥♥♥♥" John

Mark had to hastily rearrange a holiday to Moscow because they are presently trying to ban homosexuality and therefore ...he wouldn't get in.

Mark or “Mary “ as he likes to be called now goes to Tesco’s dressed as Dorothy from the wizard of oz “ he “wears a Blue gingham frock and Ruby encrusted pumps and also carry’s a wicker basket with his cat in it instead of “toto”. You wouldn’t recognise him except from his beard and his tactical combat backpack full of air soft stuff .

...Just as Michael can't go into Boot's for an inhaler as it reminds him of going into the Ford Road chapel to meet the self-same priest Father McBride a.k.a. The Impaler.

Mark can’t go into Tesco, ALDI or Morrisons and look at such vegetables as cucumber , aubergines and Japanese eggplant as it reminds him of Father McBride

Mark's favourite places to visit are Knob-Lick in Missouri, Balltown in Iowa, Homosassa in Florida and lastly Gayville in South Dakota.......Coincidence? i think not.

Mark wears tights and heels to work