Recent reviews by Callum

killed a bandit, got branded a murderer for it, dead mother called me a criminal because of it, maybe she deserved it

T'me, T'you

its truly a great game, one thing i wish it had was an endless multiplayer mode so me and my friends can do survival endless or endless puzzle just to one up each other

yeah this isnt the game i thought it was, i thought this was regular arkham origins with all the dlc, boy was i wrong

absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ would not reccomend to anyone, would not even want hitler to play this ♥♥♥♥, think im going to play fortnite instead

pretty fun for a free game, is very short though much like my friend Freddie, i was more invested in the mantis civilization, shame it fell apart

not super far in but so far so good, my favourite part is when you cant use your guns and when you try to shoot star-lord does finger guns and makes shooting noises like a kid

its so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard and my friend wont teach me, he keeps telling me to play, then proceeds to not teach me anything and beat me i hate it

doesnt really work, like at all

thanks for coming to my ted talk

John F. Kennedy once said "those who look only to the past or present, are certain to miss the future." You may be a traditionalist when it comes to Garfield Kart, and who can blame you? With approximately a staggering 15 minutes of riveting, pie-emulsifying action under my belt from the original game, I must admit, the original revolutionized the gaming industry with its left and right turns. But if you're not immediately snatching up this new hit from Artefacts Studio, then just as my good comrade Johnny Kennedy said, you're certainly missing the future. This game's subtle undertones of the Christian creationist story and it's voracious, insatiable desire for that layered Italian delicacy lasaga is unmatched by its predecessor. The way Garfookle stares God in the eye and says with certainty "undo cows" possesses an uncanny eloquence and emotional depth that no modern filmmaker could replicate. This game in fact, is playable in 4D without any extra hardware needed, as every time Jon throws a pie at my feeble frame and laughs, I can minutely feel a portion of my soul being siphoned away to fuel his V24 turbo engine.

I know that you've already been convinced to buy this masterpiece that rivals the creative design and ingenuity of any Christopher Nolan film, but just to be certain, allow me to share a story with you.

Once upon a time, when I was just a wee lad, I awoke in a deluge of my own rancid cold sweat. Clutching my dragon neko loli body pillow, I shambled through the hall, to wherest I overheard a muffled argument in my kitchen. Upon approaching the entryway to my culinary zone, I saw a feline with the circumference of a Volkswagen Bug and what I could only imagine to be his owner, a tall, lanky man with simultaneously big fingies and small pp energy. These two beings of raw energy that could only be described as a duality of chaos and divinity crashing against each other like the waves of Bermuda introduced themselves with names that I wouldn't soon forget: Garfleef and Jon. The next morning, I woke up to my mom with a black eye telling me to pack my things because my Dad had beat her in the kitchen the night before, but I knew that to be incorrect, because there is only one singular truth in this life: l a s a g a