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A guide to play Apex like a true champ

Step 1) Load the game up while chugging some of your mums Earl Gray ''cuppa tea'
Step 2) Ready up and load into game
Step 3) Give yourself prep talk about how your gonna slam kids for dayz
Step 4) After a not so long fight and your dead you curse every noob get rekt your a scrub remark out of your crondolium
Step 5) You get so angry you rage quit and load Fortnite up
Step 6) You load fortnite up, get rekt by the 90's and rage.
Step 7) Follow Step 1.

AdVenture Capitalist, right i am probably if not definitely speaking for 99% of people getting this game, the real reason we have all got this game is because we played it years ago on your phone/tablet, if not that is my reason. It was nostalgia in a gas can it was brilliant, it was so brilliant the developers decided not to change anything from 5 years ago, brilliant game A+++. I am rating this game 9/10.

A way out, right this games reviews were crap and pitiful. This game is good, i very much enjoyed it and wish the storyline was longer. I completed the game in 6 hours, however, them 6 hours were brilliant, grinding with a friend endures the immersive features in the game to real life; brilliant game and very intense at times. Definately would recommend this game to any 'Gamers' who have friends to help out. You HAVE to have another player to play this you cannot play solo, so thats the only negative. I am giving this game 8/10.

Right,

this is excatly what it states it is. You click for $, the more you click the more you get, you can upgrade them to get more $ when clicked and upgrade an AI clicking automatically for you, however you can also use your Auto clicker as the game does support it. It is an easy 5000 achievements to anyone and for the price of £0.79 ( i received for free to review) it is good. It will cure your boredom for about an hour if that, i completed it in 0.6 hours with an auto clicker. Achievement guide is simple; click once, twice, etc up to 5000 clicks, every click is an achievement, thats it. To anyone who wants a 'Perfect game' on there profile this is a good way to get one for cheap also if you care about that.

Good clicker game don't need to go idle because your done in no time. My rating is 6/10.

Pickle Clicker,

Positive point: The game is as basic as it can get, and is excatly what it says on the tin, click for pickles, theres goblins that come to try tske your pickles and if your a completionist one of the achievements is kill and keep 420 goblins, good game for an hour or so.

Negative point: Once you have completed all the achievements it does not class as a 'Perfect game' and will not show up on your profile; and there is no indication this will be fixed.

Info: This game does allow auto clickers.

Right,

We both know why you are here reading this, How bad is getting over it?

Well if your asking yourself;

How do people feel with depression?
How does anxiety affect people?
What do suicidal people feel?
What do pigs feel when they die?

Well this game incorporates all them questions and more into 1 game for just £5.79!!! You can destroy all emotions and feeling for just the cheap cheap price is £5.79!!!!! This game is the definition of dying from the inside out. I would rather be put through vigorous trials with our good old friend JigSaw, at this point in the game i'll take my own way out with a bear trap on my face, then break my hand, slide it out and escape... to carry on playing this game!!! Im worried im getting so addicted im gonna get some oil and squeeze into a pot and hammer my head in!!!!

Im giving this 2/10. Shut up and get over it

Right Slime Rancher,

The game, is boring, repetitive and mind numbing. Basics of the game mechanic is you running round a world hunting different 'Slimes', and you build 'Coops, Ponds, Farms etc' and there are 16 slimes to find, some of which you have to adventure far and wide throughout the seemingly endless island, HOWEVER... It is very easy to loose your way back to base and in most instances you have to jump in water (Water kills you) until youve played the game for 10 years and unlock the teleporter. Then when you have slimes in their pods they drops qortz which you sell for money to buy upgrades and make trades with, and also once you have saved enough unlock the scientist lab to make upgrades for your base and items to take exploring with.

Very dull gameplay but if your a grinder for achievements this is a game for you.

Slime rancher gets a 4/10.

The game mechanic itself is good, the graphics and overall feel of the way it portrays is also quite simply brilliant (RTX 3060 graphic card), however the storyline of the game is dead. Instructions are bleek and you have to hunt and survive while trying to find other passengers and "Timmy," very basic story. Just seems the game is trying to imitate Rust in certian ways. Score is 6/10. Good game for survivor based players.

Good game to play for grinders, long story and plenty of time to crack doing the achievements. 9/10 Game. A+

good game proper nostalgia