Cal
Cal
⚔️ “If life isn’t stressful enough, let me fix that.” ⚔️
Extraction shooters, tactical sims, and military chaos are my therapy sessions.
Arena Breakout, Ready or Not, Dead Space — if it gives me digital PTSD, I’m probably playing it.

I don’t always have time to game anymore, but when I do, it’s either:
✔ kicking doors with a breaching charge
or
✔ farming turnips in Stardew Valley with my girlfriend, trying not to traumatize her.

Yeah — 180° contrast.
One moment I’m clearing rooms under night vision, the next I’m fishing in a peaceful pixel river and pretending everything is fine.

🎮 What I play:
• Extraction Shooters
• Military Sims
• Dead Space (because the voices told me to)
• Cozy survival/farming games with my gf (because she told me to)

💬 Status:
“In search of stress, found tranquility — didn’t know what to do with it.”
⚔️ “If life isn’t stressful enough, let me fix that.” ⚔️
Extraction shooters, tactical sims, and military chaos are my therapy sessions.
Arena Breakout, Ready or Not, Dead Space — if it gives me digital PTSD, I’m probably playing it.

I don’t always have time to game anymore, but when I do, it’s either:
✔ kicking doors with a breaching charge
or
✔ farming turnips in Stardew Valley with my girlfriend, trying not to traumatize her.

Yeah — 180° contrast.
One moment I’m clearing rooms under night vision, the next I’m fishing in a peaceful pixel river and pretending everything is fine.

🎮 What I play:
• Extraction Shooters
• Military Sims
• Dead Space (because the voices told me to)
• Cozy survival/farming games with my gf (because she told me to)

💬 Status:
“In search of stress, found tranquility — didn’t know what to do with it.”
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76561199514133974 4 Nov, 2025 @ 4:57am 
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西村雅 25 Jul, 2025 @ 11:43am 
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GunnerCat 5 Aug, 2021 @ 9:54pm 
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Sky 11 Jul, 2019 @ 11:40am 
Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A policeman walked over to a parked car and asked the driver if the car was licensed. "Of course it is", said the driver.
"Great, I'll have a beer then", said the policeman.
ㅤ* So I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said, "Those are pickled onions".
ㅤ* Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!
Black Spoon 21 Nov, 2018 @ 4:23am 
+rep