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Archibald Asparagus 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am 
Hi, I saw your post on the Bible story RP section on VeggieFans.net , the #1 forum for VeggieTales freaks, fanatics, and fun fans! You seem really interested in RPing the story of Mary anointing Jesus, which sounds like fun! You mentioned "specific attention to Mary rubbing Jesus' feet", which is a little weird since Veggies don't have feet in the show, but your alternate canon sounds really interesting! I think I could contribute a lot to the RP, including my own silly song that I wrote and we can perform together (I play the mandolin). I'd love to hear an explanation for the feet canon, as well as what veggies you'd be interested in playing. I play Archibald Asparagus normally acting as a narrator teaching the kids with Larry, but I'm also happy to incorporate myself into a Bible character, usually in Asparagus or Green Bean form! Let me know if you have any other questions buddy!

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FLO.UNDER 2 Oct, 2017 @ 2:45pm 
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Archibald Asparagus 1 Oct, 2017 @ 2:50pm 
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