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Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack! Can't fret over every egg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vtNZqzbXkk

Why won't I die? NANOMACHINES, SON. They harden in response to physical trauma. You can't hurt me, Jack. What did I just say?

Played college ball you know, and not at some cushy Ivy League school.

Try University of Texas. Coulda gone pro if I hadn't joined the Navy. I'm not one of those beltway pansies. I could break the president in two... with my bare hands! DON'T ♥♥♥♥ WITH THIS SENATOR!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfde9SEZjYc