"women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship"

"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

"Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul"

"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, i've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why i succeed"