remebering our great friend, ez

lol ez dude

gg going to slep

Fun rust friend :D

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С НОВЫМ ГОДОМ

Merry Xmas... Lets take a couple of mins to think of those who r no longer with us but r always in our hearts....

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £900. In one year, it would be £10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ferrari then?

i don't know who u are,i don't know what u want

but if u spoil the dark knight before i see it,i will find u & i will kill u.

Turtle was here 2012

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish!

10. Read less.

9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

6. Procrastinate more.

5. Drink. Drink some more.

4. Start being superstitious.

3. Spend more time at work.

2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

my jewish mate is that tight he can peel a orange in his pocket

davai davai!!!!

lately this dutch done with the shooters

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Tony was here 2011

i dunno...xD - you can do it how ever you want xD

when u come berlin?xD

Why is it okay for my beef to be 100% British, but not my street?

oooooo get turned on by dutchy beasting

lol

omg u noob ho way ho way did u buy killing floor that game is ♥♥♥♥!!!!!!

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ohai! :)

So I grabbed the bear by the throat and I looked him right in the eyes and I said, 'Bear, you have till the count of zero to put some pants on and apologize to the president'

If a gumboil can boil oil, how much oil can a gumboil boil if a gumboil cant boil oil?

fuuuu simu) :D Dzeko nab Martins ) <3 :D

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ police. The woman over the road stands naked in her window watching me having a wank and I'm the pervert?

Justin Bebier Got Hit By The
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XD Send This To All Your Friends And They Will Either Delete It Because They Love Justin Or They Willl Send It becase They Want to Spread The Hate

Apparently, I can't say "Black paint!" any more.

I have to be PC and say, "Please paint that wall, Leroy."

Knock knock

"Who's there?"

"It's me, your wife - let me in!"

"It'smeyourwifeletmeinwho?"

"Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ let me in! It's freezing out here!"

"... I don't get it."

SNOWBALL FIGHT!!"o´¯`❄.¸(░) `O.¸¸.¸. o´¯`❄. ¸ (░) `O. ❄。 ¨¯`*✲ ´*。. ❄¨¯`*✲。 ❄*´*。✲O. ¸¸. ¸. o´¯`o. ¸ (░) `O. ¸¸. ✲. ¸. o´¯`¸. o´¯`❄¸ (░) `O. ¸¸. ¸.✲´¯`o. ¸ (░) `O. ¸❄。 `O. ¸¸. ¸. o´¯`❄。 ¨¯`*✲.... ¸. o´¯`o. ¸ (░) `O. ¸¸. ¸. o´¯`❄. ¸ (░) ´*。 ✲´*。. ❄¨¯`*✲。 ❄ Keep It Goin'!!!~~~~~

Sexy?
Yes.
Filthy?
Yes.
Big tits?
Yes.
Tight ass?.....Tight ass?
Yes.
Pay attention boy.

It's not exactly how I remember the register being done when I was younger, but now it's my class - my rules.

I. Thou shall not make retarded ass Bieber jokes

II. Thou shall not comment on the dislike bar

III. Thou shall not combine the first two decrees,EVER

IV. Thou shall stay on subject when commenting

V. Thou shall not beg like a ♥♥♥♥♥ for thumbs-up

VI. Thou shall not insert soviet Russia jokes

VII. Thou shall spread the decrees, or face a lifetime of justin bieber spam comments and male enhancement ads and propaganda,

I just got kicked out of my local laser tag and the police were called.
Apparently knifing somebody to save ammo is not allowed.

Why do women have two sets of lips?

One to give you ♥♥♥♥ with, and one for saying sorry afterwards.

If you're reading this, you have already read it and yes, it's too late, you've already read it and you're still reading this. Stop reading! You can't stop, can you?

ڪкulls | Art <3's comment sucks.

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPIE JOEN JAAAAAAAAAAPIE JEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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2 condoms walking past a gay bar one says to the other "fancy going in and getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?!"

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE MAD( L0OK AT #13
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI..LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY MAD(L0OK AT NUMBER #9)

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Quién ganará el mundial? :)

Alexia was here 2011

Anyways random comment number two :]

Dutch is from german i think :]

ESL MAN!!!!!!

It makes a nice change for the oil to be invading America for once.

Random comment :''3

xD

lol @ pic