Proud member of the Klu Klux Klan.

I currently reside in a small ebola ridden village known as Wigan, Our football team: "Polydactyly FC" has fallen from grace, and i cling onto a fluke FA cup win in order to lessen the bullying from my peers.

I have maintained my Physique by sticking to a strict diet instilled by the fine folks at "Chadwick's Fine Food Emporium".