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31 Aug, 2025 @ 7:47am 
Bro, you’re literally speedrunning the Any% Sleep All Day category. Every time I check Discord you’ve either been offline for 14 hours or just woke up at 4pm like a vampire who forgot to game.

Meanwhile, we could be running CS lobbies, grinding strats, and actually cooking greatness. We’ve got the talent, the comms (sometimes questionable), and the chemistry that could make casters cry. But none of that matters if your bed is your main monitor. Beds don’t give you headshots. Pillows don’t boost short A. You can’t wallbang a duvet.

If you sort your sleep schedule, we can play CS all day, climb ranks, and maybe—just maybe—go pro. Imagine the story: “Two lads destined for Faceit Level 5 until one stopped sleeping 16 hours a day.” Wake up. Lock in. LANs, stickers, HLTV flame threads are waiting.
23 Feb, 2025 @ 1:56am 
I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. Reggie is probably a mod in here and he is the one that banned me. Anyway, I'm glad to be back
30 Jun, 2024 @ 12:48pm 
- Stubbs Stubberson
30 Apr, 2024 @ 4:56am 
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21 Oct, 2023 @ 2:59pm 
-rep uses walls
31 May, 2023 @ 10:03am 
Hello, my name is Mohammed bin Salman the prince of Saudi Arabia who lives in palace on Mirage. The past few weeks some homeless person has been coming into my house and sitting on my couch. He told me his name was “froggie” and he was “saving.” Can someone tell me what this means?
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26 Nov, 2021 @ 4:10pm 
sorry shane
6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
10 Aug, 2021 @ 2:30pm 
really good silver player
11 Jan, 2021 @ 3:35pm 
covid :thepants:
18 Nov, 2019 @ 1:15pm 
I ♥♥♥♥ your dad for a living
19 Dec, 2018 @ 8:37am 
╔═════════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═════════════════════╗
If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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5 Jul, 2018 @ 3:13pm 
Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Bhops
⠀└⠀✅Anime
⠀└⠀✅Triggerbot
11 Aug, 2015 @ 7:38am 
g4u
10 Aug, 2015 @ 7:11pm 
luv u 2 my bananawaffle
23 Jul, 2015 @ 6:50pm 
WOW..... Your profile description is so 2014 you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ new ♥♥♥. Get some new dank me-mes.
22 Jun, 2015 @ 10:31am 
NO
22 Jun, 2015 @ 9:13am 
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8 Jun, 2015 @ 5:03pm 
REALLY GOOD CSGO PLAYER, CANNOT RECOMMEND ENOUGH!!!
7 May, 2015 @ 7:05am 
-rep scammer
10 Apr, 2015 @ 7:10pm 
pls n0 trade wif me i scam pers0n for deir tf2 jump boots
2 Apr, 2015 @ 3:10pm 
WARNING, don't play or trade with this guy, he has a vac ban and tried to scam me of a tf2 hat
16 Feb, 2015 @ 4:39pm 
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24 Dec, 2014 @ 4:43am 
★MERRY★ *
˛ • • 。CHRISTMAS • ˚ ˚ • ˚ ˚ ˚ ˚
。* ★And Happy New Year 2015★
16 Nov, 2014 @ 3:54am 
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4 Sep, 2014 @ 12:15pm 
:coolsam:
10 Aug, 2014 @ 3:41pm 
This is you: :gollum:
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:Mole:
26 May, 2014 @ 4:13am 
haaai man :D
8 Mar, 2014 @ 4:53pm 
Fail.... posted that on phone vvv
8 Mar, 2014 @ 4:52pm 
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14 Feb, 2014 @ 10:44pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥
27 Jul, 2013 @ 8:22am 
13 Apr, 2013 @ 1:24am 
Idk how to make that picture stuff so I do this :3
O.o
1 Apr, 2013 @ 12:53pm 
wot do a hat and a brick have in common?
in a minut theyl both have been put over ur ♥♥♥♥♥ ed u little prik
20 Mar, 2013 @ 9:26am 
What?
20 Mar, 2013 @ 8:30am 
Iloveeeee Yooouh Braah <3
20 Mar, 2013 @ 8:29am 
Yeah, patrick has big problems.
20 Mar, 2013 @ 5:36am 
Patrick is most likely having problems.
I pitty you patrick.
8 Mar, 2013 @ 11:38am 
What do you want ♥♥♥♥♥♥?
8 Mar, 2013 @ 12:22am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
4 Mar, 2013 @ 7:01am 
+rep good trader+rep good trader+rep good trader+rep good trader+rep good trader+rep good trader+rep good trader+rep good trader
28 Feb, 2013 @ 11:41am 
+rep nice trader
28 Feb, 2013 @ 11:41am 
+rep good trader
28 Feb, 2013 @ 11:41am 
+rep really good trader
22 Feb, 2013 @ 1:23am 
1 +1 = 2
10 Feb, 2013 @ 3:44am 
what.
10 Feb, 2013 @ 1:46am 
wunce it was veri dark an i got scard so i went under mai covers an it woz moar dark an i crey
27 Jan, 2013 @ 6:30am 
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