I am Buttered Cwasooooooooooooont Heir to the Cwasoont Throne desendant of the First Ancient Loaf the first of all breads. I am the ruler of a small kingdom in the more of the Grand Yeastlands. When i was just a mere sheet of dough a curse was placed on me dooming me to be buttered by the time i was sixteen. Being buttered is both a curse and a gift for it greatly prohibits your movement but greatly increases your ability to deflect incoming attacks, this was mostly used during the Time of Toast where many of our loaf cousins were captured, brutally sliced, buttered and then heated in a monstrous metal contraption called a Toaster.


On my sixteenth Baking day, the moon fell a pale yellow color. My people knew what was about to happen they huddled around me to try an stop it for they feared if it were to, then all of the Grand Yeastlands would fall into another Era of Toast. There was nothing they could do to stop it for the curse was placed by a very powerful witch named Baguette an ancient evil from times even before the First Ancient Loaf.


TO BE CONTINUED.