Recent reviews by Penis Man

Worst game ive played in my life and i really tried over the years. hopped on about 5 differesnt times through the years my horse no clips or veers behind a barrier 4 times maybe im retarded idk and glitches through i die and spend an hour finding horse because all my others have bad traits. rinse repeat intil u get to a 800 hours and have supply lines set up in cites around u.
The quests are pathetic to. hey everything development has told us lets follow that but add 10 steps with that being said u cant have fun or really start the game intill max rank which is 100 hours atleast because of bad development and 10 steps to take 1. weird game design for a game you should play multiple characters. IM Not a developer by any means, but damn isnt the horrible gameplay loop just so obvious? I thought i was going crazy for there a bit.

Best story game i ever played only rivaled by persona 5.

Really tried liking it. easily the worst roguelite. Update still ♥♥♥♥ game. If my kid ever tells me he plays this im immediately getting him addicted to crack so his brain rots slower. I wish i had a physical copy of this game so i could poop in it, waffle stomp it in the case and throw it at Kevins head. You guys dont know Kevin but hes and asswipe trust me. Super tedious to get a good run constant restarts its like spinning a slot machine the first stages, and thats totally fine but i feel a run of a roguelite should be multiple spins of a slot machine but its cheaper so u dont go bankrupt from such few decisions that are, at a baseline, a good strategy and choice. i understand RNG is kinda the main thing about this genre but its so rng u feel over equipped sometimes like a heavy health build with most of my items health or heal items, or jus a baseline great or even amazing build and u might get a swarm or the double golem boss on literally first few stages that very few characters can deal with in time (no matter what health u have u can survive maybe 2 seconds). Maybe i should just "get good" at RNG i guess.

Easily the most overrated roguelite or maybe game that i have played. no content, no endgame, no build variety. "oh just get good" no thanks if i have to run the same couple builds to even have a chance at the endless waves. this contradicts the point of this genre,idea and game it is pushing to represents . Ex: borderlands had a problem with only a handful of guns being good back in the day in endgame, despite billions of guns in the game, therefore contradicting the point and goal the genre (looter shooter) and game it is pushing to represents. Been on steam for nine years this is my first negative review.

Nice