Recent reviews by Bumpy Beatz

every time I see an update? I see how it just keeps getting worse.
as a long time fan, playing Halo CE when I was just 9 years old?
My memories with Halo 3 and Reach?

It is so... disappointing.
the current "Halo" team is not a Halo team, clearly.
Every release that comes out just gets worse.
Whenever they make a good release once in a blue moon? They ruin it by releasing a dozen other things nobody asked for.
Things not even tourists to the Halo franchise asked for.

The current team is just a slop team churning out trash and putting out content "they" want while simultaneously claiming "everyone wants this".
This humiliation ritual... is just sad.
I have absolutely zero faith in the upcoming Halo release as well.
They're going to ruin it.

I don't "think" that, I know it. They don't know or understand Halo.
I don't know how I wanted to watch Halo die. But I didn't want to see this.

literally downloaded the game again today to try out that black hawk down mode. literally the ONLY reason I downloaded or even bought this game.
>goes to play first mission
>game has to completely close and reopen just to play black hawk down. weird?
>play first mission. fun! awesome!
>literally stuck on a loading screen after first mission.

wtf even is "AAA" anymore? I should've taken the hint that optimization was terrible when a AAA game had to COMPLETELY RESTART just to play a DLC.

this game went from boring and bland with little options for fun to slowly becoming an actually pretty cool experience! Just played the new update today and was surprised by all the changes. (also got jump scared by a wooden door. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID DEV GUY! YOU KNOW! lol)

Definitely suggest trying it out. Its really fun now! :3

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⢑  ⠢    ⠐⢬⠽⢛⠟⢯⣍⡁    ⡷⣾⡆    ⠉⠢⠆
⢸⠣⡀  ⠈⣛⡏  ⢿⣤⣾⣿⣷⡄  ⢇⣿⣿
⠈⢆⠘⡄    ⠡    ⠻⣿⣿⡿⢳  ⠈⠻⠯⡀
 ⢸  ⠘⡄    ⠈⠢⢀⣀⣀⡠⠃⢠⠧⣘⣂⠜
 ⠘⡄  ⠘⡄    ⣀⡀        ⠈⢢　 　
⢤⣀⡇  ⢱⡈⡆    ⠹⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁
⣀⣸⠃  ⢸⠱⡇      ⢣                  ⡠⠤⢄♥
⢀⢏⢴  ⡞          ⢸⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠄⠊      ⢱
⠈⠁⠦⠊⢱          ⡎　 　 　 　 　 　 ⣀⠔⠁
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⢸⠣⡀  ⠈⣛⡏  ⢿⣤⣾⣿⣷⡄  ⢇⣿⣿
⠈⢆⠘⡄    ⠡    ⠻⣿⣿⡿⢳  ⠈⠻⠯⡀
 ⢸  ⠘⡄    ⠈⠢⢀⣀⣀⡠⠃⢠⠧⣘⣂⠜
 ⠘⡄  ⠘⡄    ⣀⡀        ⠈⢢　 　
⢤⣀⡇  ⢱⡈⡆    ⠹⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁
⣀⣸⠃  ⢸⠱⡇      ⢣                  ⡠⠤⢄♥
⢀⢏⢴  ⡞          ⢸⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠄⠊      ⢱
⠈⠁⠦⠊⢱          ⡎　 　 　 　 　 　 ⣀⠔⠁
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