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POOP SEX

Commit suicide by banging the minecraft creeper so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the mine shaft I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Creeper-chan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Creeper's tight TNT storage compartment. I want her to have my mutant Steve/creeper babies. ♥♥♥♥, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ villagers caught me with their Iron Golem. I'd dressed it in grass blocks and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. They've set up an embargo for my trading with them and I'm worried they're gonna take away my pickaxe. I might not ever get to see creepers again.

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