NO MATES

POG

bruh

♥♥♥♥♥

Cute girl <3

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeded to break into tears, as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

haha why you so gay man?

I stomp mutts with nothing but my face and my will to dominate the world.

cruisin for a bruisin ♥♥♥♥

going to bed

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