Recent reviews by poop slinger

beat baron in 5 hours. i do love this game but the loop is getting boring and I thought the release of this game would introduce new elements to it outside the demo. but this is just the demo with a shop you can buy items at, and goons you can hire. the performance is bad on slums and alley, and slums isn't even finished you can see cracks in the ground. there also is no ending it just goes on forever and gold becomes meaningless. they have a good thing here i would just like to see them take it a step forward and add some rpg elements. maybe not full blown open world but levels that are a bit more open, like mount and blade-esqe. the combat system and the music (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ its good) is about the only two things that stand out in this game.

game had promising launch but this review will stay negative until the address everything the community has mentioned. lets start with AI stickers, yikes. next we got a battle pass in a $70 game, big no no. then we got cod gameplay, no squad play, and catering to infantry's week ego's by nerfing vehicles and constantly buffing anti-air/anti-ground. they also added a battle royale that was fun for 2 weeks and still haven't added any meaningful gamemodes or maps since then. winter lock sucked, eastwood was alright. zero progression in this game, weapons all feel the same, all attachments are universal so nothing new or unique to unlock, all of the skins are doodoo and anything cool cosmetically is locked behind a paywall that shouldn't exist to begin with. i really hope they can turn this around, im rooting for them.

asset flip city. at points they tell you to 'soak in the view', but the view is white drywall.
fortnite characters in performative male clothing. the loots boxes have some good sprinkled in a sea of trash. profile icons, emotes, stickers, so useless and boring.
it was written by generative ai, the voices have to be generated as well, either that or EA stripped all of the humanity from the voice actors bones. mute the bot vee as soon as possible
gameplay loop of skate to mission, do tricks, grind, flip, all that, then earn your vbucks and spend them in the shop. the tutorial drags on for 4 hours, coming and going as you play, with unskippable quests, that whittle core concepts down to the dullest knob, until it is so drilled in your head you close your eyes at night and still think about it.
if you were looking for something good, leave. if you were looking for skate 3 multiplayer, leave. if you were looking for something with an attempt at skating, and multiplayer, then you are like me and will play it anyway.

content is better than quality to these devs.

If you want a military sandbox where you can have an endless arsenal of weapons, vehicles, explosives, infantry, and so many mods that you can get a point where you using nuclear bombs more often than you actually using your gun. Also I love having my ears shatterd by one of the loudest planes on the planet with supersonic propellers and nuclear bombs.

- 100/10 would nuke again

The team that was working on this just took over $15 bucks and ran with it to work on there other game. No updated for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years

Every sever I go on, I try to farm for 5 minutes. Then I get gun downed by some guys with Ak's and uninstall. It's not bad luck, It's the terriable community. I don't know how many times I have been killed by some cancer squeaker or some salty guy who is extremly cringy. Then on top of it I have amazing friends who watch me farm and also watch me die. They don't help just watch... I always try to get started or get somewhere but I always lose everything I worked on with zero chances of getting it back. The only people in this game that are succesful are the huge clans, so if your just a small squad trying to have fun or farm. In short period of time you will be ran over by some rude guys with Ak's playing on a server for and unhealthy amount of time. Those servers even say noob friendly or wiped, but it doesn't take that long for the same cycle too repeat its self all over again. I try to have good times and meet people but the rarity of finding somebody kind or trustworthy is usually trumped by either only finding toxic people and giving up, or having one of your many 2x1 being raided and losing your friend. It's been stuck in early access for a very long time I have heard and the survival gerne get's boring after awhile when all you do is mine, chop, build, and kill. Also occasionally raid if you ever get that good. I do have to say there are those moments were you do something amazing like take out a whole squad who's raiding you with crazy good loot and you fell stacked. But then it's all taken away from you 20 minutes later again like usual. Let me describ to you what a normal start in Rust usually is. Wake up, Find spot for base, Get stuff, Get attacked by plebs, Build a little, Then get attacked by pipes before you can even get a door on. Try again but this time you tell yourself not to go outside or bring back the loot, then as you start off brand new you never find your spot and get killed a couple times by spears, rocks, bow's, pipes, ak's, semi's and bears... If you can find a good server, good for you hopefully you can make it far.

This game may seem slightly enjoyable at first but with all of it's bugs and new starlight coins currency taking over every item in the game (including blues and greens) has made me completly lose interest. I also love it when it randomly never lets me login to the game anymore. I know it's F2P but it still doesn't pass as a excuse when all it does is load the game with mircrotransaction and doesn't actually show anything orgional, all it's doing is trying to grab money off this new popular genre in games by making a quick title that will last for a very short period of time. When I play a game, I wan't realism if the game is aimed twoards that, this game feels floaty and weightless, all the guns are almost the same and there are very few, you are running from the border becuase it forcefully places you on the outside of the map. The game kicks you out do to connection errors constantly, most of my friends never have a chance to load and when they do we have to wait 5 minutes for everybody else to load, then you just end up getting killed by somebody across the road or getting stuck in a chair. They need to improve the load time and also need to improve optimization. At first I didn't have trouble with frams I was getting 100 at highest graphics but now it has worsened for me and I get 40 and lower at lowest graphics with frame drops. If the game creators don't stop cranking out microtransactions and actually start fixing bugs and improving the game at a faster rate then this game has no hope for the future. I don't expect it to improve either becuase of there lack of caring now and that it is only F2P. You might as well just save up some money and buy battlegrounds, the game is way more enjoyable and has a good team working on it, even if you don't have the best computer they are still working to optimize and there are plenty of guides out there to help you improve your frames. I would rate this game at it's current state - 6/10

I love this game, it has everything a tactical shooter should have. Fun to learn weapons, interesting combat, and tactics or strats. Even though valve has added a variety of microtransactions theys have still added plenty of bug fixes, new maps, sounds, even a gun too this game. Comp adds to the game so much, you work hard and train to get higher ranks and you can fell your self becoming a better player as you practice the spray patterns, or you look up smoke spot and tactics for pushing a site. There is so much fun to be had because every csgo exprience feels differen't. You get the opprotunity to meet new people every game you join and the satisfaction of ranking up after a victory. This game may seem difficult at the start but can quickly become enjoyable soon has you get the basics down and learn how the game plays different from other first person shooters. Another cool part of this game is the pro leagues, they are fun to watch and learn from. I remember the first time I saw an esports game was when I went to a hotel with different channels then what I usually have, I started flicking through and noticed something weired, I wen't back and notices it was some teams playing csgo and actually made me realize how cool this game really was. I wan't to talk more about this game and ramble on and on and on about how great this game is but I think you get the point, plus It's 2 in the morning aswell so...