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It's bad.

I'm very bad at it.

You see here, what we have here is a honest to god walking simulator. It's not really a game as much as an experience and it is worthwhile.
This isn't a comprehensive review because the game should be experienced rather than told.

Going back (Because you will be doing that for the rest of the game) you will find a host of characters with side stories, all of which play a role to the direction of it's ending. Each character you interact with (There are only 5 - Curly, Jimmy, Anya, Swansea and Daisuke) Each of them are your RESPONSIBILITY as you are captain of the ship when you begin the game.

You roam and flounder around this heap of metal floating through space with only MOUTHWASH to keep you and your crew mates sane. Clearly it isn't doing the job as many of your mates are succumbing to madness, but you? No, you're level-headed and under control. You take RESPONSIBILITY for your actions and don't get buried under the monotony of holding them all together.

Curly - Boy this guy's ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Like really ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Super ♥♥♥♥♥♥. There isn't anything you can do for him and that's because you're a prick. Although he's reasonable, he's also at blame for the events that occur on the ship. There are moments of clarity for him in the story as he illuminates things for the player through conversations with other characters, namely Anya. Besides that he's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lolololol.

Swansea - He's what I picture when you put someone in the shoes of being controlled by external factors, namely in American society as this is the closest thing I can relate it to. He's quite the character as he puts up a solid front for the rest of the crew, even sarcastically emboldening YOU, captain. It's clear he has a drinking problem as he breaks his vow for MOUTHWASH. Revelations with him are fairly straight-forward and require not a lot of thinking in my fair opinion. You probably know a Swansea or two.

Anya - Soft and gentle but also much like Swansea, controlled by external factors. While she had a much deeper connection to Curly and Jimmy it is clear that she is a mishmash of emotions. In reality though, how can you blame her? She's consistently pushed aside and shirks her duties when possible. I think out of the few characters they made I'd like to believe this one had some serious decisions to make and is the focus of the *why* much of this happens. No blame on her though, I'd probably do the same though in not so many steps.

Daisuke - The child-man. That's pretty mean, he's actually the comedy and tension relief. His personality is so easy going and clay-like. He's much like Swansea in so far as you could probably find someone you know who fits his description. While he is an underling/shadowing Swansea for his job, he is also considered stupid and rather small compared to the rest of the cast. There are nods to him through out and he even helps Jimmy out in particular situations. He also gives into MOUTHWASH and even helps you with Swansea later in the game. Poor kid. Poor Poor Daisuke.

Jimmy - Ah yes. Finally. The protagonist of the game. You could also use hero or captain if you wanted though I imagine sadistic villain and psychopath could also cover it. Much of what goes on is interpreted by him as you take command of the ship and name yourself captain. He does a lot of ♥♥♥♥ that kicks much of this game off and is one of the sole driving factors if not the only factor that forces change on the ship. Many of the characters which were mentioned prior are just ripples in his MOUTHWASH. He is emblematic of what a person is following his internal factors to a T, impulsive, arrogant, deceitful, lazy, the list goes on. By the end of the game you will see that this captain indeed plays the role of Jury, Judge and Executioner.

You will get no more information. Go enjoy this game however your gamer brain desires. One thing though, you'll look at MOUTHWASHING a little more different every morning you use it.

6/10 - It's a walking sim lololololol. Nice story though, even if I had read or experienced it somewhere before.

This game just sucks. Sorry.

I like it.

It's kay. Walking sim but with extra steps.

I have a serious problem and I need help.

435926. Because of a bad bug or glitch or whatever. You'll know it when you need it.

Multiplayer is currently broken for me. With the 4.4 hours I've played, they were pretty good with friends. Can't recommend broken game.

Probably the best RTS I've ever played.