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1 person found this review helpful
70.9 hrs on record (67.8 hrs at review time)
Community sucks. Game is pretty good, but I can't really recommend this haven of whiny nonsense in good faith.

You need a really thick skin because everyone has a massive, but fragile ego. You will be criticized no matter what role you play, or who you play. They WILL comment on your skill level. They simply have to, even if you very clearly did more than they did, it was your fault the team lost. lol

Not to mention this base has the mindset of a group of lemmings, all filing into the same bullet stuffed corridor when there's other hallways that lead to the exact same spot that at the very least makes them have to aim somewhere else. If you join this game, please actually use your brain. This isn't Call of Duty.
Posted 11 March.
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5.8 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Bit of false advertisement in the art, but the old grody turtle people grew on me like mold.

Solid lil game for a few hours of semi-relaxing fun
Posted 30 December, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE! Hey all you people won't you listen to me~

I just played a clicker, but no ordinary clicker. A clicker with goose birth tomfoolery~!
Posted 26 December, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
191.9 hrs on record
I don't like that so much of the game at this point is locked behind DLC. We're sitting at $188 right now, and that's not counting the DLC I already did buy.

Don't buy this. Play another 4x because this is as wide as an ocean and as shallow as a pond.
Posted 4 November, 2025.
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33.6 hrs on record (18.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Ya like Helldivers but want more goofy silliness like in Deep Rock Galactic?

Come and fight waves of BALLS with us and make your favorite gun sick. It's honestly the most fun I've had in a long time on a mission based game.
Posted 15 July, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
82.6 hrs on record (25.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
There is no review. Take off your clothes.

Easily a massive improvement over the first game even now in early access. There's so much more content ALREADY and honestly Supergiant has a great track record so don't let the EA stigma get to you.
Posted 20 January, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
114.9 hrs on record (111.1 hrs at review time)
Definitely one of the better citybuilders I've played with a unique approach.

You're not building one continous supercolony. You're building a series of smaller successful colonies to gather resources for meta progression. That makes it much less overwhelming (once you get a handle on the game) because you're able to start fresh constantly.

There's a bunch of ways to succeed throughout the difficulty levels, and you get to try 'em all if you want to *hopefully* without having failed the last time. Stay dry, Viceroys.
Posted 19 June, 2024.
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267.4 hrs on record (203.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The best non-incremental incremental game I've played in a minute!
Posted 21 October, 2023.
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87.5 hrs on record (44.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Best incremental game I've ever played, baby.

Start on a dusty rock and end with hand-placed forests. The real fun comes when you get to actually customize your areas. I made a lovely forest to help cover up my mines. I recommend you build your base in the beginning on somewhat higher ground. Trust me.
Posted 7 May, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
104.6 hrs on record (39.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Of all the Vampire Survivors-like games, this is definitely one of the most unique. Being able to build your own arena in the mausoleum makes it a lot deeper!
Posted 4 January, 2023.
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