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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat heavy, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL.

I accidentally dialed this guy's number thinking he was tech support. He proceeded to call me several slurs and tell me that I have no friends, no one likes me, I'm ugly, and stupid.
+rep

why do you have 2,000 hours on smite O___O

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Awful nice of boye to invite us to his profile, aye Luigi?

Beware of this guy "The Spooky Booty Burglary."

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yo whats your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nationality. U gay ♥♥♥♥♥?

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned......

If this profile was a Dildo it would be a crusty ass Dildo.

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-rep! I traded my unusual team captain for his booty. He tried to give me Flunitrazepam instead then took my virginity.

+rep! an unusual trader who is acually awesome to deal with!

+rep very fast and friendly trader :D

+rep Very cool trader! ^_^

+rep a trading gentlemen

+rep, quick trader

+rep, quick efficient trader

What a great buddy to have! Erryone should have this kind of a guy by their side!

+rep, a man, a gentleman, a gentle trader man

Rip in piece

Another "pretty cool guy", "5/5".