you know, when I left the house today I was thinking “damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ hallway.” and here we are. I mean just really absolutely destroy me, i’m talkin’ full on watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the ♥♥♥♥ outta me, I mean I hope I piss myself, I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “peepee pisspiss boy”. I want you to ♥♥♥♥ me up, I mean I want you to make me your ♥♥♥♥♥, your little peepee piss myself ♥♥♥♥♥. I want it to get embarrassing, I mean like, weirdly embarrassing, unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I,m trying to say here? I mean, I’m a real freak, I’m not normal. Ma’am, please… you have to crush me.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up in France, there was de-brie everywhere!

Random Fact ! did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d icks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility.

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you know, when I left the house today I was thinking “damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ hallway.” and here we are. I mean just really absolutely destroy me, i’m talkin’ full on watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the ♥♥♥♥ outta me, I mean I hope I piss myself, I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “peepee pisspiss boy”. I want you to ♥♥♥♥ me up, I mean I want you to make me your ♥♥♥♥♥, your little peepee piss myself ♥♥♥♥♥. I want it to get embarrassing, I mean like, weirdly embarrassing, unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I,m trying to say here? I mean, I’m a real freak, I’m not normal. Ma’am, please… you have to crush me.