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Chef Quote Jul 26 @ 8:52pm
Running to another day, I wanna break away and take the leap

Chef Quote Jul 26 @ 8:52pm
Move at the top - speed - of - sound

Chef Quote Jul 26 @ 8:52pm
Just feel it pound – We’re skyward bound

Chef Quote Jul 26 @ 8:53pm
As we keep trying, we’ll find – we’re always singing the same tune

Chef Quote Jul 26 @ 8:53pm
You fall down seven more times, I’ll be there seven, eight, nine

Chef Quote Jul 26 @ 8:53pm
Our love is growing red, need me more, need you more

Chef Quote Jul 26 @ 8:53pm
Taking it step by step, we’ll always move ahead

Careful you just caught cancer

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Chef Quote Jul 26 @ 8:52pm
Running to another day, I wanna break away and take the leap

Chef Quote Jul 26 @ 8:52pm
Move at the top - speed - of - sound

Chef Quote Jul 26 @ 8:52pm
Just feel it pound – We’re skyward bound

Chef Quote Jul 26 @ 8:53pm
As we keep trying, we’ll find – we’re always singing the same tune

Chef Quote Jul 26 @ 8:53pm
You fall down seven more times, I’ll be there seven, eight, nine

Chef Quote Jul 26 @ 8:53pm
Our love is growing red, need me more, need you more

Chef Quote Jul 26 @ 8:53pm
Taking it step by step, we’ll always move ahead

Careful you just caught cancer

Chef Quote Jul 26 @ 8:50pm
Come on let’s try, dye it blue and change it up from the past

Chef Quote Jul 26 @ 8:50pm
Let out a sigh for another day the same as the last

Chef Quote Jul 26 @ 8:50pm
Those heels that you like are soaking, but is that alright?

Chef Quote Jul 26 @ 8:49pm
“And how are you?” purred a cat just passing through

Chef Quote Jul 26 @ 8:49pm
Umbrella at your side, it’s raining but you close it tight

Chef Quote Jul 26 @ 8:52pm
Every day, every day is okay

Chef Quote Jul 26 @ 8:52pm
As you’re stuck on yesterday, no sun to rise would be okay with me

Turts Jul 26 @ 8:46pm
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General Senpai Sloth May 26 @ 3:59pm
Overwatch? more like OverRATED, Amitrite

General Senpai Sloth May 26 @ 3:59pm
Overwatch? more like OverRATED, Amitrite


General Senpai Sloth May 26 @ 3:59pm
Overwatch? more like OverRATED, Amitrite

General Senpai Sloth May 26 @ 3:59pm
Overwatch? more like OverRATED, Amitrite

General Senpai Sloth May 26 @ 3:59pm
Overwatch? more like OverRATED, Amitrite

General Senpai Sloth May 26 @ 3:59pm
Overwatch? more like OverRATED, Amitrite

General Senpai Sloth May 23 @ 6:04pm
Getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass by a dog is the most "filling" experience I have ever felt. way better than human genitals.

General Senpai Sloth May 23 @ 6:04pm
Getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass by a dog is the most "filling" experience I have ever felt. way better than human genitals.

General Senpai Sloth May 23 @ 6:04pm
Getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass by a dog is the most "filling" experience I have ever felt. way better than human genitals.

General Senpai Sloth May 23 @ 6:04pm
Getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass by a dog is the most "filling" experience I have ever felt. way better than human genitals.

General Senpai Sloth May 23 @ 6:04pm
Getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass by a dog is the most "filling" experience I have ever felt. way better than human genitals.

General Senpai Sloth May 23 @ 6:04pm
Getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass by a dog is the most "filling" experience I have ever felt. way better than human genitals.

General Senpai Sloth May 23 @ 6:03pm
Finally I can shoot up my local middle school for making fun of me, joey will regret picking on me becaue I have black eye liner on and listen to slipknot, im just trying to express myself. all my self harm marks are NOT for attenion. Julie will rue the day she said no to going out with me because I was a loner creep. THEY ALL DIE

General Senpai Sloth May 23 @ 6:03pm
Finally I can shoot up my local middle school for making fun of me, joey will regret picking on me becaue I have black eye liner on and listen to slipknot, im just trying to express myself. all my self harm marks are NOT for attenion. Julie will rue the day she said no to going out with me because I was a loner creep. THEY ALL DIE

General Senpai Sloth May 23 @ 6:00pm
OH ♥♥♥♥ MY ♥♥♥ NOG THE PO PO ARE CUMMIN UP ON OUR BUMS WE GOTTA DASH MOFUKA BEFORE WE GO TO PRISION AND GET OUT BUTTHOLES STRECHTED OPEN, RUN ♥♥♥♥♥ RUN

General Senpai Sloth May 23 @ 6:00pm
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General Senpai Sloth May 23 @ 5:59pm
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General Senpai Sloth May 23 @ 5:59pm
OH ♥♥♥♥ MY ♥♥♥ NOG THE PO PO ARE CUMMIN UP ON OUR BUMS WE GOTTA DASH MOFUKA BEFORE WE GO TO PRISION AND GET OUT BUTTHOLES STRECHTED OPEN, RUN ♥♥♥♥♥ RUN

General Senpai Sloth May 23 @ 5:59pm
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Chef Quote May 23 @ 5:51pm
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Chef Quote May 23 @ 5:51pm
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Chef Quote May 23 @ 5:51pm
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Chef Quote May 23 @ 5:51pm
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General Senpai Sloth May 23 @ 5:50pm
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General Senpai Sloth May 23 @ 5:50pm
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As we keep trying, we’ll find – we’re always singing the same tune

You fall down seven more times, I’ll be there seven, eight, nine

Our love is growing red, need me more, need you more

Taking it step by step, we’ll always move ahead

Every day, every day is okay

As you’re stuck on yesterday, no sun to rise would be okay with me

Running to another day, I wanna break away and take the leap

Move at the top - speed - of - sound

Just feel it pound – We’re skyward bound

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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

But look around – Dance up and down

Is that the most that you can dream or wanted to see?

Reflecting up from a puddle but then gone in a flash

Come on let’s try, dye it blue and change it up from the past

Let out a sigh for another day the same as the last

Those heels that you like are soaking, but is that alright?

“And how are you?” purred a cat just passing through

Umbrella at your side, it’s raining but you close it tight

He showed me what he did to become a true pasta lord. Now this isn't a "get pasta quick scheme". I'm not promising you that tomorrow you're gonna go out and buy yourself some pasta linguini, but what I am telling you is, it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on my website. Not too impressive, like I said, it's on my iphone, but it's real. So, I'm gonna give you the three most important things you can do today. Invest in macaroni. Always start your pasta cooking with a rolling boil. Don't be a crooked noodle.

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