Smely

BORISJOHNSONISREAL

Sweats R6 way too much

blight go grrrrr

+rep awoo

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥ teammate

sound lad

Bullying is a crime

+rep nice guy

yes i would love some tea

Nurse: :BBQ, NC, RUIN, Shadowborne

+rep Nice, respectful and good player

+rep, i actually forgot it was you until looking at your profile xD, big up my g boris

+rep good fella

ok buddy, whatever you say <3

-rep tunneling killer

+rep Really good survivor to go against Hope you're my teammate one day

+Rep, free tea

fellow furry friendo <3

Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking.

I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate gaming laptops.

holy ♥♥♥♥ hes round haha