How does anyone know Polaris is exactly over the North pole? I always see it at an angle and no one has been to the true North pole. So, how does anyone truly know Polaris is exactly over the North pole? Plus, the central Southern star spin is also above the horizon too. How can that be? How can both be above the horizon? The central Southern star spin should be below the horizon if the North is above the horizon, unless while spinning, the stars also follow a path going across like the sun. So, during the day, I would then not be able to see that the North pole star actually drops below the horizon and the people in the South would then be able to see the central Southern star spin above their horizon during their night, due to different time zones. The stars must be traversing around us following the sun's path at an angle, which is why people in the North always see Polaris and the people in the South always see the central Southern star spin during their time zones.

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Go online you will find that in Nigeria a young man developed an electricity 'Generator' wholly powered by 'water'. People are using the machine to power their homes today, as government don't provide reliable service. In the USA, a black man invented water powered car, he used it and drove but was not allowed, the cabal, meaning the 'rubber barons' bought the patent and shelved it as it will disrupt the petrol profit. The technology exist, but it will not be allowed to exist in this current dispensation.

I feel like the only time I eat pizza is when I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up man. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

Geez, you're kind of smothering me. I'll talk to you later.

Well, his backyard... Conny Spooner doesn't want people in her home, I think she's just an uptight ♥♥♥♥♥. So at this BBQ I see none other than... That's right, Tom Forknight... Now earlier in the day wife, God rest her soul, had made potato salad for the BBQ. Personally I hate potato salad, I'm a mashed kind of fellow. Hoho! So I sat in the TV room avoiding her till the BBQ. Once we were at the party, I made sure to distance myself from my dumb potato ♥♥♥♥♥ wife. God rest her soul, I just didn't want anyone to think I would associate with someone that would bring a potato salad! Anyway, Tom and his above mediocre wife were already there. And get this, they brought a fruit salad! With whipped cream! The nerve of those Forknights! Needless to say I gave my wife, God rest her soul, a couple choice words About whipped cream! Versus potato salad! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! A real tongue lashing!

I can tell by the way you're walking away that you don't want to leave... If you really want to hear another story I'll tell you. Once upon a hot summer night. Sometime in July... Was it July? My local grocery store sells really good eggs in July. I don't know why. Do chickens operate better in heat? Fireworks maybe? I don't know. I don't want to get off topic. Point is, the eggs that Summer were marvelous! Anyway, my wife and I, God rest her soul, went to a BBQ that night. It was held at Dale Spooner's house.

I'm a tall guy, I workout forty minutes a week... Is that not enough? Now my neighbor at the time, Tom Forknight, was very short. His wife, Karen Forknight-Plateburger... Yeah, one of THOSE women. Well, she was more attractive than my wife. I'd say she was a soft six, whereas my wife was a hard four. What's the deal? I thought women liked tall men? Why was Karen with him? Anyway my horse of a wife, God rest her soul, crawled into bed next to me. She decided to leave the bedside light on so she could read her book. It was one of her romance novels again... Give me a break... As if I don't already feel inadequate enough... Not only do I have to compete with Tom, now I have to deal with these fictional hunks! Ay yai yai! At this point I had already suppressed the urges of intimacy, I rolled over and tried to sleep. Her bedside light was only of minor annoyance. I was able to drift off... Then I woke up to a big flash of light. That's about it.

Anyway, I'll save that story for later! So, I'm sitting on my porch drinking sweet lemon tea. From a glass of course, ho ho! When suddenly... A great strangeness fills my body... Something was wrong... I've lived many years, and I've never felt something like this before. Do you know what it was? Yup! It was my rocking chair! That wooden son of a gun stopped rocking! So I looked down and realized a little rock had gotten caught beneath my chair! A rock under my rocking chair! What a day! I decided it was time for bed, I had had a little bit too much excitement for one day! Hoho! I slid into my jammies, brushed my teeth, and said my prayers. As I was climbing into bed I noticed my wife, God rest her soul, brushing her hair in the bathroom. As I peered across the hall my body swelled up with emotion...
"Why can't I be married to an attractive woman?"
"Is it me?"
"My bank account?"

Oh hello there! My name is Jarred. I'm considered the greatest historian of our time... I've gathered a wealth of knowledge about Olathe and what happened here. Many tales... Would you like to hear? Hmm... I wish you were more enthusiastic... Oh well, I'll tell you anyway. Let's see.... Oh right! It all started with what I like to call, THE FLASH. I was sitting with my wife, god rest her soul, sipping on sweet lemon tea. I believe it was homemade by my sweet wife, God rest her soul. Or wait... Maybe she bought it from the store in a bottle. You know, like a plastic bottle? Well hold on now, that would be ridiculous to buy a bottle of sweet lemon tea, then transfer the contents into a glass. Why not just drink it from the bottle? I guess maybe so she could put ice in the glass? But then again, making tea homemade would be just as time consuming, if not more! That sneaky ♥♥♥♥♥...

Why doesn't anyone visit me anymore?

Took me a second to get the joke. When I did, I must admit, I had myself a good chuckle.I typically don't find 'internet humor' especially amusing or relatable. Nonetheless, in today's bitter political climate, I find solace in a little bit of an injection of humor into this crazy world. Anyways, good job, hope to see more of this in the future.

I miss pre-snake Tom, ever since he got a snake its all gone down the drain.

I'm calling the police, my boat goes missing and now you want to learn about fixing up boats?

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

Thanks!

Okay

Please don't speak to meor my wife's son ever again

hey

Thanks.

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don't call this house again or i'm gonna be mad

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I don't know, I just think it would be amazing to just like get you one of those big black boys from right out of the jungle and one of those women with he big butts and you could just let them have sex with each other and you could just slip your hand right under there and just feel it goin' in and out, you know? And you could just absorb the sexual energy, you could feel the friction and the heat and the juices and it would be like you're a part of it. I mean I think it would be amazing.

wow the bastard wont even reply to us

Adrian went to bed and now D&D is dead

t-thanks tom, its n-not like we said 12:00 or anything

dnd night = ruind

TOM MORE LIKE TOMB

u gotta send it to someone else dummy

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Oh come on I to be trusted. I am Chinese and also nevermad.

Clearly untrue, the sorriest one is I, chinese nevercody.

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THIS GUY BELOW ME IS OBVIOUSLY MISTAKEN. I AM THE MOST SORRY.