✪ Bocephus
Maryland, United States
I played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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I played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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PoorPlant 7 Oct, 2025 @ 6:56pm 
After a good game in cs2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got to chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a cs2 lan party. He refused but then i told him my parents are not home then he said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Blanton Malse 9 Aug, 2025 @ 9:15pm 
big fan of penis strangulation
kropka pl 13 Jul, 2025 @ 5:47pm 
owned by the silver squad you and your cheating friend suck ass
One Pound Fish 13 Jul, 2025 @ 5:13pm 
Actually playing with a boosting account hahahahhahhahaha lmaoooooooooo
Blanton Malse 11 Jul, 2025 @ 12:20pm 
I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.
Stratagem 1 Jul, 2025 @ 10:57pm 
maybe if you try hard enough one of your anime waifus will finally suck your ♥♥♥♥, stick to boku no pico :urist: