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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡔⠋⢹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⣄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣏⠦⢲⣆⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣧⣒⢭⡗⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⢦⣤⣀⡇⢰
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡏⠀⡜⢰⣹⡆⠀⠀⡀⢰⣹⡆⡟⣷⢼
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⣼⢁⡔⠢⡀⠰⠤⠓⠴⠀⠀⢎⣸⢸⡇⢄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷⠿⢿⠈⠣⠔⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣷⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱
⠀⢀⡠⠴⠂⠹⠃⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠇⠈⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⡸
⢏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⣜⡀⠀⠀⢸⡀⢰⠇⠀⠀⢸⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠁
⠘⢆⠀⡠⠔⠊⡙⢸⡇⢡⡀⠀⠀⢃⢸⠀⠀⢠⠛⡆
⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠀⣇⢬⠇⠀⠑⢄⣀⡜⠸⣄⣠⠇⠀⢁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠣⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⠊⠀
⣿⣿⢸⢸⠿⡳⣎⣿⣦⣝⢆⢦⢲⢆⣾⢩⢍⣲⣟⡉⠲⢿⡌⡎⣿
⣿⣿⡸⢘⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣼⣎⣼⣧⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣕⠡⢰⣿
⣿⣿⢇⣾⣿⡛⢛⠛⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠛⠿⢿⣿⡆⣿⣿
⣷⡒⠈⢿⣿⣧⡈ ⢀⣼⢿⠛⢻⢿⡀ ⠈⢀⣿⣿⡇⣒⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣮⣛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⢛⣴⣾⣿
⡿⠛⠻⠛⢿⣿⣶⢏⣭⣟⠛⢛⣭⣶⣶⣶⣍⢫⣵⣶⣴⡉⠻⣿⣿
⡇⡭⠭⠭⢸⡟⠡⣈⠿⣿⣿⣷⡆⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠾⣸⣿
⣷⡜⢛⡭⣈⢐⣀⣴⣛⣶⣴⣒⡪⣛⠿⣿⣿⡿⡿⢟⢫⣶⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣶⣌⣑⠌⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣊⠛⠒⢲⡶⣠⡭⣀ ⢹⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣯⣭⣽⣛⣛⣛⣀⣤⣬⣶⣯⣽⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⢸⢸⠿⡳⣎⣿⣦⣝⢆⢦⢲⢆⣾⢩⢍⣲⣟⡉⠲⢿⡌⡎⣿
⣿⣿⡸⢘⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣼⣎⣼⣧⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣕⠡⢰⣿
⣿⣿⢇⣾⣿⡛⢛⠛⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠛⠿⢿⣿⡆⣿⣿
⣷⡒⠈⢿⣿⣧⡈ ⢀⣼⢿⠛⢻⢿⡀ ⠈⢀⣿⣿⡇⣒⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣮⣛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⢛⣴⣾⣿
⡿⠛⠻⠛⢿⣿⣶⢏⣭⣟⠛⢛⣭⣶⣶⣶⣍⢫⣵⣶⣴⡉⠻⣿⣿
⡇⡭⠭⠭⢸⡟⠡⣈⠿⣿⣿⣷⡆⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠾⣸⣿
⣷⡜⢛⡭⣈⢐⣀⣴⣛⣶⣴⣒⡪⣛⠿⣿⣿⡿⡿⢟⢫⣶⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣶⣌⣑⠌⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣊⠛⠒⢲⡶⣠⡭⣀ ⢹⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣯⣭⣽⣛⣛⣛⣀⣤⣬⣶⣯⣽⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠃⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⣿⣿
⣿⠋⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠙⣿
⡿⠀⣈⢿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣏⡀⢻
⡇⠀⣰⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⣸⠛⠁⠛⠸⣏⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⠟⠛⠻⢿⠿⠛⠻⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠂
⡄⠚⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠴⣿⣦⣀⣶⣿⠦⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⢀
⣧⠘⠿⣿⡿⠋⣠⣤⣤⣀⠙⣿⠉⣠⣤⣤⣄⠙⢿⣿⠿⠁⣾
⣿⣄⡀⠀⣧⣼⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⣿⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣼⠁⠀⣠⣿
⣿⣿⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣏⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⣹⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party.
When he arrived, He came close to me and said "I want your mouse". I thought he forgot to bring his mouse so I gave him a mouse. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare at me. And all of a sudden he grabbed my D**K and he said "this mouse". I slapped him and kicked him out of my house.
Don't trust this
⣿⣿⠃⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⣿⣿
⣿⠋⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠙⣿
⡿⠀⣈⢿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣏⡀⢻
⡇⠀⣰⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⣸⠛⠁⠛⠸⣏⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⠟⠛⠻⢿⠿⠛⠻⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠂
⡄⠚⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠴⣿⣦⣀⣶⣿⠦⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⢀
⣧⠘⠿⣿⡿⠋⣠⣤⣤⣀⠙⣿⠉⣠⣤⣤⣄⠙⢿⣿⠿⠁⣾
⣿⣄⡀⠀⣧⣼⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⣿⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣼⠁⠀⣠⣿
⣿⣿⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣏⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⣹⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⡀⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠐⠂⢒⡢⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠙⠻⢻⢿⣿⠷⢠⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠁⠀⢘⣱⣍⠿⣾⢿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⠀⠀⢉⢷⣌⠳⣿⣽⣛⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠋⠽⠶⡌⣿⣻⣀⡸⢿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠇⢿⣿⣿⣿⣯
⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠏⠁⠀⠈⠀⠅⠶⠲⠶⠆⠔⠿⠽⠿
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡔⠋⢹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⣄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣏⠦⢲⣆⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣧⣒⢭⡗⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⢦⣤⣀⡇⢰
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡏⠀⡜⢰⣹⡆⠀⠀⡀⢰⣹⡆⡟⣷⢼
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⣼⢁⡔⠢⡀⠰⠤⠓⠴⠀⠀⢎⣸⢸⡇⢄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷⠿⢿⠈⠣⠔⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣷⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱
⠀⢀⡠⠴⠂⠹⠃⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠇⠈⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⡸
⢏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⣜⡀⠀⠀⢸⡀⢰⠇⠀⠀⢸⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠁
⠘⢆⠀⡠⠔⠊⡙⢸⡇⢡⡀⠀⠀⢃⢸⠀⠀⢠⠛⡆
⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠀⣇⢬⠇⠀⠑⢄⣀⡜⠸⣄⣠⠇⠀⢁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠣⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⠊⠀
⣡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⡘⠸⣋⡵⠚⡁⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⢽⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣿⠹⡜⣿⡇⡅⣦⡙⡜⡍⣠⣭⣍⠘⣿⣿⠇⡌⣿⣶⣬
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⡏⣄⠛⣰⣴⣉⣥⣿⢿⡿⢰⣣⣿⣿⣿⣠⠙⢃⣾⡆⣈⢻⣿
⣽⣿⢸⣿⣷⢡⣿⣾⣟⣛⣿⣿⣯⣴⠶⠘⢶⣾⣥⣿⣿⣷⡼⢿⣷⣿⢸⣿
⣯⢻⢸⣿⣿⠸⣿⡫⢴⣶⡿⠿⠷⣿⣶⢠⣴⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣾⠶⠬⠋⠎⡝
⣿⡜⡔⠼⣿⣿⣌⡳⣾⣧⡀⠄⣠⠟⢡⣆⠻⣿⣯⣙⣛⣿⣿⣷⡆⣀⡾⠰
⡿⢣⣑⠊⢮⣻⣿⡷⠌⠛⠛⠋⢕⣛⡸⣸⢿⣦⡍⣛⡛⠿⠿⠋⠴⠛⢠⣾
⣁⢃⢻⡷⡱⢗⠫⠰⣿⣿⣿⡏⡴⣠⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⠿⠿⠿⠿⠄⣿⣿
⣿⣿⢃⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠇⣻⣿⠿⠟⠛⢛⡍⠐⢛⡡⢿⣿⣄⢻⣿
last played on Mar 29 shm hwa shwy
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠎⠄⠄⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠭⠿⣿
⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡇⠄⣠⣾⣳⠁⠄⠄⢺⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣿⣷⡦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⠃⢰⣿⣯⣿⡁⢔⡒⣶⣯⡄⢀⢄⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣤⣶
⠓⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⠄⢀⣤⢘⣿⣿⣷⣷⣿⠛⣾⣿⣿⣆⠾⣷⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣼⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠑⢘⣿⢰⡟⣿⣿⣷⣫⣭⣿⣾⣿⣿⣴⠏⠄⠄⢀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠶⠄⠄⠄⠹⣮⣹⡘⠛⠿⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⡇⠑⢤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣯⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⣀⡹⣿⣿⣷⣯⣽⣿⣿⡿⣋⣴⡀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣝⡻⢿⣿⡿⠋⡒⣾⣿⣧⢰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿