This guy is an outstanding person great guy to play with does NOT get mad at teammates but supports them great team player listens to callouts and tries to get better and better overall hes an amazing dude to play with if you see this and you have gotten to play with this dude your lucky to have been around him what a good guy.

I sexually identify myself as an soft serve ice cream dispenser. Ever since I was young I had the ambition to turn myself into an ice cream machine that squirts out thick gooey white ice cream out of my metal tubes and into the cones of everyone who uses me so that it drips all over their hands so they can lick it. People told me I'm retarded but recently I underwent organ replacement surgery to install a plastic tank, a metal dispensing tube and levers to achieve my ambition of becoming a fully operating ice cram dispensing machine. I am still awaiting my next surgery of an additional tube and lever to maximize squirting power , so that with my new body, one day, all everyone can suck on my thick white gooey ice cream. You must respect my dreams to become an soft serve ice cream dispenser, if you don't you are a an soft serve ice cream dispenserphobe and need to check your dispensing privileges, thank you so much for your time.