BlazeEnforcer
United States
ω(=^・^=)ω I want to die

ω(=^・^=)ω I want to die

Recent Activity
24 hrs on record
last played on 18 Apr
1,648 hrs on record
last played on 15 Apr
2.5 hrs on record
last played on 10 Apr
mongo 30 Jun, 2025 @ 1:38pm 
This guy came up to me the other day and asked if I wanted some BBQ so I said sure. He drove over to my house, knocked on the door, so I answered and I said what are you gonna get? He said i'm thinking..........with a long pause. He then stopped and turned around with the biggest, most evil grin I have ever seen in my life. He then yelled "IM THINKING ABOUT GETTING PULLED PORK!!!" then proceded to pants me. i'm talking pants all the way to the ankle plus underwear and yanked my hog so hard I fell over. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scraped my knee and it hurts so basically this guy is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ -rep
mongo 18 Jun, 2025 @ 12:56pm 
this guy unironically drove to me house (I have no idea how he got that information) and in front of my very eyes started rizzing up my wife cracking jokes like you have never seen before. It was like I didn't even exist. Now she's "going on a business trip" and he is "going away for a while" and idk what to do anymore. I'm pretty sure she loves him and I don't blame her he is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool. I just wish I could compete with this guy. whatever.....
The Lawman 15 Jun, 2025 @ 10:10pm 
sus
mongo 1 May, 2025 @ 9:46pm 
babe please come back the kids miss you im so sorry for everything
Big Doink 3 Nov, 2017 @ 5:49pm 
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